Matted

To fuck something up despite best intentions

Wow! He really matted that pint-it’s basically all head.

by Also your mum January 31, 2019

Matted

The act of publicly asking a stranger for their number.

"Dude someone just matted me!"
"Did you give them your number?"
"Hell no!"

(Also can be used as an adjective, noun, or verb)

by shinygolden god December 01, 2010

Matted

To expand to other occupied or unoccupied desks around an office space.

I was out yesterday and when I came back this morning, my desk was matted; shipping and manufacturing equipment was all over it. I hate it.

by mj2018 November 20, 2018

Mat-howgen

Mat-howgen is a German slang term for an inverted penis; commonly referred to as a “man pussy.” It is a rare condition in which a person is born with the XY chromosomes but their genitalia has the appearance of the female vagina.

I went home with this cute guy and was shocked to find a mat-howgen when I went down on him!

by Dangus Smith August 07, 2023

Mat flap

When you slam your girl onto a mat/carpet and have sex with her.

Dude I just pure mat flap her and her booty shook.

by Nabrap July 04, 2017

mat cat

being or having a mat as a cat or a cat as a mat

how much is that mat cat

by big Zebop November 12, 2020

roll my mat

When you're so sexually aroused during a hand job that your penis rolls. This is called rolling my mat.

"Ohmygod baby you roll my mat so hard"

by Marie Fallon April 27, 2017