The condition in which a large number of people with no real direction or purpose suddenly find themselves in conflict with each other, and simultaneously decide - subconsciously - to meet in the middle, which somehow manages to only make things exponentially worse.
Easily prevented by situational awareness, which is generally checked at the door when entering consumer supercenters, convention halls, and other buildings/spaces which see generous amounts of human traffic.
The sort of thing that might happen at a 6-way intersection if the traffic light were broken.
Easily prevented by situational awareness, which is generally checked at the door when entering consumer supercenters, convention halls, and other buildings/spaces which see generous amounts of human traffic.
The sort of thing that might happen at a 6-way intersection if the traffic light were broken.
"Everything was cool, until someone started running. Then other people started to panic and they started running, and no one really knew which way they were even supposed to be running; eventually it just turned into one big Wal-Mart Clusterfuck.
I don't think anyone even knows what that first guy was running from."
I don't think anyone even knows what that first guy was running from."
by comorbid June 14, 2010
Get the Wal-Mart Clusterfuckmug. 1.A large family that appears on wal-mart commercials. Must meet one of the following.
-Stay at home mom
-No less than 3 kids
-Mother has a southern accent.
-Mother drives a minivan.
-Shops at Wal-Mart. Duh.....
2. Can be applied to a family that has at least two of the above.
-Stay at home mom
-No less than 3 kids
-Mother has a southern accent.
-Mother drives a minivan.
-Shops at Wal-Mart. Duh.....
2. Can be applied to a family that has at least two of the above.
by rapsux May 5, 2005
Get the wal-mart familymug. The act of getting to the bathroom while you're in Wal Mart, especially if you're far away from one.
Bobby had to poop, but since he was in housewares and the bathroom was all the way by the entrance, he had to do the Wal Mart Shuffle to get there,
by Leegin99 June 29, 2005
Get the Wal Mart Shufflemug. by misz envy January 18, 2009
Get the wal-martmug. Dude, I forgot to buy condoms at the store today, so when I got home I gave my girlfriend a Wal-Mart Footlong.
by ScrufferNutter March 16, 2017
Get the Wal-Mart Footlongmug. Dirty bottoms of the feet, as if one walked barefoot from the trailer park, up to the jiffy mart (or other convenience store) to buy a 40, discount smokes, and / or a scratch-off ticket. One of the most common situations in which Jiffy Mart Feet can be observed is that of adult film actresses appearing in amateur and very-low-budget pseudo-professional adult film productions.
She was delivering a quality performance riding cowgirl, but then he rolled her over on her back and into the pinned missionary position. This action revealed that she had a serious case of Jiffy Mart Feet which - against the back drop of Busch Light Draft and an overflowing ashtray on the night stand and that crappy wall paper that they only put in single wides - gave the actress a real sense of authenticity in the scene.
by Kid Brooks August 11, 2019
Get the Jiffy Mart Feetmug. A diet that is popular with Walmart workers due to the fact that they can no longer afford to feed themselves
by Dukem360 January 21, 2011
Get the Wal*Mart Dietmug.