Cracker Macker

White man/woman trying to pick up the opposite sex

He's such a cracker macker of women.

by Guyman545 February 15, 2019

Car mackerel

A car mackerel is a whole mackerel that you've brought (preferably from your local fish monger) that remains in situ in your car. Said mackerel is used to slap pedestrians from the window of your moving car.

I saw this local homeless man as I was driving and gave him a slap with the car mackerel.

by Bad boy poo August 21, 2019

Midnight Mackerel

When you and your mate are hitting a fatty with the Eiffel tower, and she lets out an eyewateringly stinky queef.

"Me and Gobbo-lin secured the old midnight mackerel last night. Smelt as pungent as the fish counter at morrisons."

by Scrotman42096 April 7, 2021

Joshua Lee Mackenstadt

The blackest blackie ever known to man.

That n****a Joshua Lee Mackenstadt is so black you cant see him at night.

by Nemos Mom December 22, 2022

Mackerel

Some one who uses apple/ mac technology ( i-phone, mac book etc.)

'Sam is a mackerel, I'm a PC'

by Alice J May 21, 2010

macker

A term the aussies use when it comes to large, giant, massive, waves.

oi mate here comes a macker!

by gkh December 28, 2005

Mackenzie J

an amazing boy who i'm in love with. he makes me happy when i'm sad. and he's always there for me. i'm glad i can also call him in my best friend.

Wow, I love you Mackenzie J

by xrobotshock October 24, 2008