Random Miami

When some dude is jumping up yelling "Miami!" in a very inappropriate situation, this is called a random Miami. The random Miami has to be executed truely without any context to be classified as a classic random Miami. A random Miami is said to occur very rarely and therefore is an event only the luckiest of man will experience more than once in his lifetime.

Some dude: "MIAMI!!!" - "Wow, was that just a classic random Miami? My grandfather told me about this!"

by the_bj March 1, 2019

Miami

The city with the most amount of drunk mofos. Seriously overrated city. Don't even waste your time going there.

Yo, I went to Miami last weekend! It fucking sucked!

by stevegreensburg September 30, 2019

Miami fc

Trash

Miami fc is the worst team

by Ball Boi 2111 December 2, 2017

miami child

Someone who has a great personality and who cares about their friends or family.

Person 1: Danielle is such a Miami Child.
Person 2: Yeah, She's pretty cool.

by RedHeadCreepyGirl April 21, 2018

Miami

A place that ends relationships. You kno if yo chick cheating when she go there alone and dont be textin back and say she with ‘the girls’

dude: ay bro my chick in miami with the girls, but she aint textin

bro: dude she cheatin dump her now

by parkergavenoahhead April 7, 2018

Miami chimney

When you blow dank smoke into a women's vagina, and inhale shotgunit after she queefs.

Jazmin wanted a Miami chimney, so she sent Eric to by a Dime Bag.

by Tommy Costello May 20, 2016

Miami Hurricanes

An NCAA Division I football team that won 5 national championships and hasn't been relevant since 2001. Lots of their players from the 80's-2000's are in prison now.

Some primary Miami Hurricanes rivals include the Florida Gators, Florida State Seminoles, Nebraska Cornhuskers and the Notre Dame Fighting Irish.

by Psedoudnym September 18, 2016