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Get really drunk and really high on a Tuesday morning (6 AM to be exact) and driving while jacking off to some hentai while “kings dead” by James Blake, Jay Rock, Kendrick Lamar, and Future plays on full blast on a Bluetooth speaker, oh and make sure your car says “skylanders” on it

(Term is most commonly used in New Zealand )
Asshole: yo what did you do yesterday?
Prostitute: I went marijuana short snacks quarter flapjacks
Asshole again: that’s pretty dangerous, you good?
Prostitute: yea I’m fine
by Thiswillruinmyfuture89 February 26, 2021
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different states of mind under marijuana
from the book of senses.I have chosen a scale from 1-5 to describe this:

1:This is achieved from one to two hits and make the person more relax.kinda like a cigaret feeling.it also makes the person more aware

2:This stage known as Buzzed happens with approximately 5 hits.at this stage the person is high even though he doesnt immediately doesnt undersand it.

3: This stage also known as high usually happens between 8-10 hits and the person clearly knows he is high and and reacts to it.this is the desired stage for most people.however the problem with this stage is that although it feels great originally,it loses its greatness in less than an hour and the person starts to come down.
4:This stage also known as toasty happens between 12-18 hits and the person is not really himself and can barely walk.everything is in its ultra funniness and the person can not think.(perfectly mixing different kinds of marijuana makes this better.

5: OD: most people think it is impossible to overdo on weed but that is incorrect.anything more than 20 hits from DIFFERENT types of weed gives the person a major headache and extreme seat in different situations.this is not desired

Notes:

-weed used in the experiment is a "good" dro(not medical,not swag).

-every hit is a rip and not a \/ hit.

-if a person hasnt smoked before are NOT able to feel that they are high untill they reach level 3.however if the person have been high before can get to stage 2 and still feel high

-being high is a state of mind that is only achieved by understanding it.unlike drinking.

different states of mind under marijuana
by Nik Armi September 14, 2010
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marijuana tee party

when you are pushed down a take you drink all diffrent kinds of beers and eat food peple shuve in ur mouth and at the end a girl shuves her boobs in your face
It is from the show malcome in the middle, and his dad gets a marijuana tee party.
by andrew swisher June 11, 2006
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When you try to get the best and last of your marijuana

to suck so hard on your bong that you smoke all of it, and it is sucked into the water

get a large hit

to get such a good hit, ht you jizz.
Sarah: dude you have to suck the semen from the marijuana
by imonlyanatom December 3, 2010
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Marijuana

Legal in 23 states across the US. This plant has numerous names such as: Weed, etc. There are 2 main ways to receive Marijuana into your system. Smoking it and/or eating it. Marijuana can increase a person's appetite, make them feel tired, be more enthusiastic and happy,. Although smoking it can increase your chance of heart attack as it is known to increase heart rate while under the influence also known to kill brain cells this drug is medically is used for people with arthritis, wounded muscles, people with anorexia (unable to eat due to muscle failure) and so on so forth. In the world of drugs Marijuana has been the least worried drug about since of all the people needing the special plant. This drug cannot kill you, proven by scientists this drug has actually helped maintain a good handful of people to not hurt themselves and to be less shy. In my personal experience this drug is been believed to be more dangerous than news and others have it out there to be. In MY opinion if a person were to do this drug it would be better to eat it because there is no risk of lung cancer from eating it and will not kill brain cells on the other hand smoking will kill brain cells, increase chance of lung cancer
Marijuana is a drug scientifically proven to create a time period of felicity
by Street_Meanin' July 25, 2016
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Marijuana

I smell marijuana-Big Lez
by NorthBoy99 November 4, 2024
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marijuana

A drug that is illegal in most places of the world and can make you have allucinations and will make you dumber for hours.
The marijuana makes me go high
by Duckie fluffys duffys pie August 23, 2016
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