Scientific Lifting Pussy

Maxwell woods

Maxwell woods is a scientific lifting pussy.

by singlet hopper January 27, 2024

A Lift Full of Milk

A mouth entirely filled with baby gravy.

We’d gone to the bogs between the main course and pudding arriving, and I’d filled her gob to the brim with love custard. Unfortunately the down button didn’t work, so she had a lift full of milk, and when the doors opened the carpet got drenched. Had to sit there with a flood of jizz on her top for the rest of the meal. I ordered a cheeseboard and some coffees, too.

by Pete’s A December 9, 2023

Lift cheek

The act of breaking wind from ones rectum.

Gary just lift cheek I would not go near him for some time.

by Shnabby September 2, 2023

Fork lifting

Fork lifting is when you finger a girl and lift her up with two fingers and rizz her up.

Bro I was Fork lifting these chicks last night and istg she almost broke my arm

by Bigdivkd4ddy July 30, 2023

Alberta fork lift operator

This just means that you have an IQ of a genius, have a massive penis, and you're an absolute lady's man

Buddy guy I had the best orgy last weak because ya know im an alberta fork lift operator, The woman just can't stay off me

by Who cares my friend August 4, 2023

mozambique crane lift

Lifting a hefty yet sagging pair of jungle tiddies using principles of physics assisted by modern mechanics.

Dawg, you finna have to mozambique crane lift them jungle tiddies booooyyyyyeeeeeeeyyy.

by YARKHAN October 28, 2020

Getting a lift syndrome

When you have watched too much Fake Taxi porn you don't know what to do in a situation when someone gives you a life

I think I have getting a lift syndrome. My mate gave me a lift and I thought I had to give him a blowie.

by Loljkjey October 30, 2020