We’d gone to the bogs between the main course and pudding arriving, and I’d filled her gob to the brim with love custard. Unfortunately the down button didn’t work, so she had a lift full of milk, and when the doors opened the carpet got drenched. Had to sit there with a flood of jizz on her top for the rest of the meal. I ordered a cheeseboard and some coffees, too.
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Buddy guy I had the best orgy last weak because ya know im an alberta fork lift operator, The woman just can't stay off me
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During my coffiebreak, I approached a guy smartly dresses in stark white shirt and shine shoes and glasses. But when I started talking to him, he started to try and convince me that global warming was just a myth and 5G towers were causing the coronavirus. I tried to break away as quickly as I could, quoting that I left my laptop unlocked and had to go back urgently.
Man, that was a bad LIFTS situation.
Man, that was a bad LIFTS situation.
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