Boobie-Length

Secret man code for letting your hair stylist know she can cut your hair anyway she wants to as long as she rubs her boobies on you during the process.

What haircut today? Boobie-Length, he replied with a boyish grin.

by Goldthing December 28, 2011

labia length skirt

A very short skirt

She was wearing a labia length skirt

by Peak district walker September 26, 2012

Text length

Having a desire to maintain communication with someone without actually speaking on the phone. Similar to arm's length but more high tech.

Friend: "Johnny's really cool."

Me: "I wouldn't know. He talks so much that I try to keep a text length distance from him."

by Jwil August 31, 2013

taco lent

When you, as a heterosexual male, voluntarily abstain from sex.

Like,

"Dude, I'm on my sixth day of taco lent. I'm jerking off like crazy."

by Fresh Sminty March 21, 2014

general lentils

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by yahiamice December 20, 2016

re-lenting

The Catholic act of giving up again for Lent what one gave up in the first place, after a moment of weakness.

"Okay, so I ate a case of Cadbury Creme Eggs last night, but I'm re-Lenting. I'm back off the sugar until Easter. And this time I mean it. That's my bad, God."

by Boba_McSolo March 19, 2017

Get Lently

That moment of being in ease, in flow and being on point with the choices you make.

John told Mike to get lently before he started his pitch for a potential investor.

by Mo B June 25, 2017