lamer

1.A portmanteau of lame, gamer, and layman used to describe a foolhardy technopeasant who talks too much.
2. Someone who prefers not to know how things work and is therefore limited to default settings and off-the-shelf functionality. An object of contempt/scorn/pity for unenlightened leetfolk.
3. The target of flamers.

That lamer has no idea what he's talking about.

by tronglodyte September 24, 2011

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Lagergrenning

To bake while wearing white underwear. The act is completed by posting a picture of it on the Internet.

I was Lagergrenning the other day when my clothes were dirty.

by arloco December 9, 2012

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Laker Troll

Ignorant so called "sports-fans" who have nothing better to do than to go around commenting negatively on Laker related stories, hoping to entice someone into an argument that is senseless and baseless. This is a mutation of the life-form known as Laker Hater, and as such share character traits.

The fact that they have time to do this indicates that
either they have no life or their team of choice isn't worth
writing about or spending time on.

Hating and Trolling stem from feelings of inadequacy due to
their team of choice LACKING in either: 1) Championship
Banners and Rings, 2) Team Notoriety, 3) News media
coverage, 4) Legendary Players, 5) NBA records, or all 5 of
them.

The recommended way to handle the Laker Troll is either to
ignore them, or to point out factual falsities in their post
without ranting. The reason for this is not to give them
what they want (attention and for said Laker fan to waste
their time).

Laker Trolls are known to exist exclusively in comments of
online sports articles. It is predicted that as the number
of Laker Championship banners increases, the number of Laker Trolls in the US will jump exponentially.

One of the most well known weaknesses of this mutation is
the paralyzing effect that Kobe adding more jewelry (rings)
has on them. Each time The Mamba adds a ring, the Laker
Troll's are silenced and go into hiding for 3-10 months.

Laker Fan 1: "Did you see that stupid comment about the Lakers bro, obviously a Kobe Hater? I'm so tired of seeing that Laker Troll post all the time so I'm gonna go off on him for a page."

Laker Fan 2: "Don't waste your time, that's what they want.
Besides, we're too busy counting our rings... no time for haters or trolls..."

by CarpLove April 24, 2013

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lagerpocalypse

1) A beer-drinking event so monumental it may signal the end of the world itself. Used for grandiose pub crawls, splendiferous house parties and nights out drinking with Englishmen.

"Dude, you better eat a big breakfast... tonight is the lagerpocalypse."

"Mate, be sure to eat your Full English... tonight is the lagerpocalypse."

by Forest Jones August 27, 2013

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Lagerita

A Margarita cocktail for tough guys. Lager mixed in with the tequila and the Cointreau is omitted. Friends in Sydney tried it at a bar on Manly beach but rumour has it that it originated in the UK (not surprisingly!)

Chill equal portions of Tequila and Lager, add lemon juice and swill your Lagerita!!

by FlatPack November 29, 2013

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