Empty Ketchup Bottle 

The Empty Ketchup Bottle is when a girl queefs while on her period, giving the visual and sound of an empty ketchup bottle

She queefed and shot blood over her pants like an empty ketchup bottle.

Empty Ketchup Bottle by NJMike October 7, 2012

Ketchup Poopsicle 

When, during the act of anal sex but prior to getting your nut, one applies a liberal amount of ketchup to the penis and/or anus of the recipient. The 'Ketchup Poopsicle' is then finished off with a blow job that completely cleans off the penis and causes ejaculation.

Casual Observer A: "I say, that girl in the white gloves has an enormous ass."

Casual Observer B: "I bet you a dollar that I can sell her a Ketchup Poopsicle."


Casual Observer A: "I say, how was your liason with the girl in the white gloves?"

Smug Casual Observer B: "Good sir, you owe me a dollar. She ate my Ketchup Poopsicle."

Ketchup Poopsicle by Your Ice Cream Man October 4, 2008

Ketch 

The best way to abbreviate "ketchup". Using this will make you an instant cool guy.

"hey can you pass the ketch?"
"yeah!" *whispers to other friend nearby* "that guy is so cool"

Ketch by JiveAssToot August 6, 2016

Ass Ketchup 

When Ya Start bleeding out Ya Anus like a Period but opposite. Not to be confused with Ash Ketcham and Period.

Wow man you really got some Ass Ketchup. It's staining through your pants.

Ass Ketchup by ThatGuyThatDoesntKnowWatHeDoin December 17, 2016

scrambled eggs and ketchup 

Scrambled eggs and ketchup is road rash. Typically this happens form bicycle, motorcycle, scooter and skateboarding accidents on the road. The victim's skin is scratched up into small pills and when mixed with the oozing blood, it looks like scrambled eggs and ketchup.

Oh man did you see Mike eat down that hill. His knee and arm were totally scrambled eggs and ketchup.

Ouch! It looks like somebody ordered scrambled eggs and ketchup for lunch. Didn't i tell you not to wear shorts when riding that Ninja.

scrambled eggs and ketchup by Torbert October 16, 2020

ketchup drool 

what runs out of the corner of ones mouth while eating a chick during her period

Dud l had the ketchup drool going last night, Bev was on the rag

ketchup drool by acura10 May 31, 2015

Ketchuburn 

After ingesting citrusy and/or sour candy (sour skittles or warheads etc etc or w/e) it hurts to eat or drink ketchup. There is Currently no Medical disease or term for this,WHY!? what are doctors spending their time on? Cancer!? phh w/e cancers not real...just like Alaska...

Jim: WHY CANT I HAVE MY HOTDOG!? oh right...I have Ketchuburn from those sour skittles earlier...FML!
Blob:haha! sucks too be you,i can enjoy ketchup just fine! *squirts into mouth(ketchup that is,perv)*
Jim:atleast my name isnt blob,HA!
Blob: yea...i know

Ketchuburn by chansegoosisstrangeman June 25, 2010