knock on wood

A few light tapping motions dat an able-to-ovulate chick makes on her sexual partner's "woody" wif her knuckles prior to his entering her, in da superstitious hope dat said action will bring her good luck --- i.e., dat said impending bodily-union won't get her "knocked up".

Practicing da rhythm method or taking birth-control pills are indeed often-effective ways to lessen da risk of unwanted pregnancy, but they are by no means reliable, so you'd likely still feel da urge to "knock on wood" each time you "do it" without a condom.

by QuacksO February 26, 2023

Nut knocked

To impregnate a female.

My life has been nothing but hell after I found out I nut knocked that chick from Lazlo's party.

by ALL BIZ July 23, 2019

The Gentleman's Knock

Slapping or smacking a girl's crotch with your boner and then proceeding to not sleep with her.

"That slutty girl thought she was going to get it good, but he ended up giving her the Gentleman's Knock."

or

"He was too much of a gentleman to get in there, so he just knocked."

by Amynonomous May 13, 2014

Knocked one

(gamer slang) v. The act of incapacitating a player on the enemy team rendering them no longer an immediate threat. Popular in both fps and battle royal style pvp games.

Party leader Tyler announced "knocked one" over the mic after landing a crippling hit from 50 yards with his sniper rifle.

by Pjazerlazer August 22, 2023

Knocking Cocks

This is the lead up steps before the act of "Cock Blocking" or being "Cock Blocked". Cock Knocking is the period of time when 2 or more bachelors are actively competing for the affections of their desired female.

"Yo Joe, When we go to the club make sure to call your shots so we're not knocking cocks all night"

by illestrader December 22, 2014

nerd knock

When two people wearing glasses knock them together while they are making out.

My girlfriend and I had quite a nerd knock going on during our Harry Potter movie marathon.

by toast123 April 23, 2013

Party Knocking

When you have had too much to drink and you bang on the wrong person's door.

A spin-off of "Party Knocking" made famous by LMFAO..."Sorry for Party Rocking"

"Hey guy in apartment #3, sorry for party knocking last night. I had a lot to drink and thought you were someone else's apartment!"

"Sorry for party knocking"

by NYRobbies August 29, 2012