Typewriter Keyboard 

When you're calling on discord, and someone decides to earrape the entirety of the call with their obnoxiously loud abusage of keyboard. References to the reminiscent noise produced by a click upon a typewriter.

Can be paused momentarily if one decides to comment on it.

"ADEEN, MUTE YOURSELF OR QUIT FAPPING ON YOUR TYPEWRITER KEYBOARD."
> momentary silence
"NO, I WILL BEAT YOU WITH A SLIPPER."

Typewriter Keyboard by PrettySick666 January 2, 2019

crusty keyboard 

A crusty keyboard is a person who has terrible hygiene and is a total pushover. If you meet a crusty keyboard turn around and run. The eye boogers just ain't worth it.

Yeah that kid Shane is such a crusty keyboard

crusty keyboard by everyotherday88 May 8, 2019

Wet Keyboard 

A wet keyboard is when a women bends over and begins removing and incerting the keys of a keyboard into her vagina. The women then masturbates untill she squirts and releases the pieces onto the keyless keyboard.

I am getting a "Wet Keyboard" from my sister tonight! I CANT WAIT

Wet Keyboard by DeathByNoodle May 22, 2019

national keyboard warrior day 

a day for all of the keyboard warriors to come out, some notable ones being max robinson, josh williams, the the king benton scott. the scumass

yo benton, let’s celebrate, it’s national keyboard warrior day!

national keyboard warrior day by Greg Lazzaro December 1, 2019

smashing your keyboard

When you get so angry that you smash your keyboard and do type some random stuff and sometimes make the keys fling.

Person 1: Why are you Smashing Your Keyboard ?
Person 2: BECAUSE IM MAD!

smashing your keyboard by Matcher/Bacon Heast December 22, 2021

kat’s keyboard

kat’s keyboard is referring to when someone can’t type on a cell phone properly; they make many mistakes when typing that their sentences don’t make any sense.

“you can’t spell anything right, it’s like you have kat’s keyboard”

kat’s keyboard by AHHHHHHBY January 7, 2023

keybord alpha

IRL they are actually just a beta bitch but online talk mad shit as if they were a "real" alpha. Will type paragraphs at you of how there a badass and can bench more than you. Are normally below the 5'4' range and weigh just under or above 100 lbs. Tend to have no real friends and sit in the outer circle of there friend group.

Joined the Discord community and "keybord alpha" approached me and asked how much bench and said would cuck me because he benched more than his weight (102lbs btw)

keybord alpha by ChadOnTheDisco March 25, 2019