the quick mental checklist that all men go through before they go anywhere. very useful when high or intoxicated. the order of the 3 items may change from man to man.
Guy 1: hey man you wanna go get some KFC?
Guy 2: yeah...hang on.... phone-keys-wallet,......alright lets go
Guy 2: yeah...hang on.... phone-keys-wallet,......alright lets go
by moodybluesman April 1, 2009
Get the phone-keys-wallet mug.A key smash is exactly that, a random smashing of the keyboard that conveys intense or overwhelming emotion that cannot be expressed through words. However, there is an art to this trade. For the perfect key smash, use the "Home Keys" on your keyboard; this includes the letters a,s,d,f,j,k,l,; as well as g and h. The typical start letters are "a" and "j" but any of the Home Keys can be used. Once you have perfected your key smash, you can begin throwing in letters from the other rows for a personal touch. It is a staple of the LGBT community and a versatile conversational tool.
The key smash can be used in virtually any scenario to display urgency or intensity of one's emotions or situation.
Humor: "ajkshwdkljxg lmaooooo"
Tragedy: oh my goodnessalsdgkwnlzkgjkssd idek what to say that's terrible!
Anger: WHAT?! AKXZNVJLKKSALDFKALD;GH I CANT BELIEVE YOU DID THAT!
Distrust: Yeah, as if ifasazksfdfs if if if if I'm gonna let you use my tractor.
Suprise/Denial: AKXFDJSKAHFKLDHAZSJAGQKJDHFJKS NO WAY!!!
Happiness: OMG YESSSHFDHQJKLDSHGJXSFG
Anxiety: nononononono afjdkahdjhgakkjl no way I can'ttttfjadkhk
Humor: "ajkshwdkljxg lmaooooo"
Tragedy: oh my goodnessalsdgkwnlzkgjkssd idek what to say that's terrible!
Anger: WHAT?! AKXZNVJLKKSALDFKALD;GH I CANT BELIEVE YOU DID THAT!
Distrust: Yeah, as if ifasazksfdfs if if if if I'm gonna let you use my tractor.
Suprise/Denial: AKXFDJSKAHFKLDHAZSJAGQKJDHFJKS NO WAY!!!
Happiness: OMG YESSSHFDHQJKLDSHGJXSFG
Anxiety: nononononono afjdkahdjhgakkjl no way I can'ttttfjadkhk
by ur the best, ur amazing, hbd August 24, 2018
Get the Key smash mug.I pulled a Kellyanne Conway when I told the teacher that I had alternative facts when she claimed that my facts were fake.
by memlurd January 24, 2017
Get the Kellyanne Conway mug.A ‘kev’ is the word used in South-England to describe a vape. Inspired by the long lost soldier, their head of year, Kev, who would take away vapes from the cool kids changing in the toilet. You would use the word ‘kevving’ when you are using the ‘kev’.
”I’m going for a kev”
“I’m going kevving”
“Allow us some tokes on your kev”
“I’ve been kevving so hard recently”
“Allow us a toke on your kev”
“Here you go”
“Is it 20mg?”
“Of course my kev has 20mg, 20mg or nothing”
“I’m going kevving”
“Allow us some tokes on your kev”
“I’ve been kevving so hard recently”
“Allow us a toke on your kev”
“Here you go”
“Is it 20mg?”
“Of course my kev has 20mg, 20mg or nothing”
by original kev lord March 3, 2020
Get the Kev mug.Originating on May 4, 2020, iFunny user Kes77 commented on a post about RemingtonTheMexican’s child grooming discord. Kes77 said, “stare into the bait long enough and it will stare back at you.” Immediately following this, user A_Poor_Sinner replied with “Kes’s Law.” The idea behind Kes’s Law is that eventually too much indulging in “ironic” humor, acts, and beliefs will eventually morph into those acts, humor, and beliefs becoming unironically held. What was once bait becomes reality for the user. This law ranks now with other well known laws, such as Bidoof’s Law and Garf’s Law.
“Hey man did you hear that Steve became a femboy?”
“After months of posting memes about it? Yeah.”
“Guess that’s just Kes’s Law.”
“After months of posting memes about it? Yeah.”
“Guess that’s just Kes’s Law.”
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Look Its Kenma!
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by Rey M June 12, 2018
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