Big Papa John

Guy who has lots of sex and rides motorbikes

Bro, you're just like "big papa john"

by lrallis May 27, 2016

When Today Is Friday But John Didn't Go To The Movies:

A meme on Reddit that people started making darker versions of like, John didn't go to the movies because he was killed by minions.

Wanna go to the movies on Friday John?
When today is Friday but John didn't go to the movies:

by BootyJuice21 September 22, 2023

Baby John

Baby John is the coolest kid in GC, so hes like 12 now and we should stop claling him Baby John but hes still got it going on

Baby John has got it going on!

Baby John ( to the tune of Staceys Mom)

Baby John has got it going on x4
Erin can I come over after school, after school
We could hang around or go to the Garden City Pool
Did John get back from his baseball game?
Is he home, or does he think Im lame?
You know hes not the little boy that he used to be
Hes all grown up now Terence cant you see
Baby John has got it going on
Hes all I want and I've waited for so long
Terence cant you see your just not the boys for me
I know it might be wrong but Im in lov with Baby John

by Prime 5 Is cool March 28, 2005

Blue John

A sexual move, were one takes a sip of a blue slushy and spits it out into his or her partners vagina and/or butthole, providing an excelent cool sensation.

Cameron: Dude, I just gave Blair a blue john, she came instantly
Max: Yeah, that's typically a crowd pleaser. I bet her vagina was all blue after words.

by J.T. Falls September 9, 2011

Backing them up for John

When cheapass loser fucking hillbilly thinks he is getting screwed out of overtime.

They are not giving me any jobs, the are backing them up for John.

by doughboy2 May 11, 2009

Baptist John

A religious wiseman/bum who lives in Sunland-Tujunga. John is a fountain of information who is willing to share his knowledge and give advice to open minds all over the world. John can be found in or around Sunland Park enjoying the atmosphere, or even sneaking in a little snooze. Not only wise about religion, John is a great advisor in all aspects of life. Baptist John will be remembered as one of the most influential, and at times eccentric, thinkers of the 21st century.

"Let the clouds break! And the wrath of GOD rain down on the unfaithful!" Baptist John

by Mr. Nolley Johnson June 13, 2008

Big John

A name for a rather large, hefty girl, most people consider a tom boy. Also others think she is lesbian, and most friends are guys that think she is "one of them." She also has very manly-ish features and most often doesn't enjoy what most girls do. Most people are afraid of her.

"Hey there's Big John."

"I sure wouldn't wanna get into it with her."

by ThatEmo April 25, 2010