Jared

Jared is a cheeky, smart, kind soul.
Some may even call him a philosopher, he seeks wisdom where ever he goes but still likes to horse around.

Jared is known for being into video games, Normally found in operation lockers on battlefield 4 sitting at the top of the leader board.

Strikes fear in the heart of all opponents

"I just got killed again in this game, he must be a Jared"

"Wow that guy is so smart, with that philosophy skill level he MUST be a jared"

by Jjbbigfangirl February 14, 2017

jaedan

THE BEST MUTHAFUCKA YOULL EVER MEET

"That dude is so cool. Whats his name?'

"Jaedan"

by datboiindatdirection September 25, 2017

Jahed

The ladies love him in any form, he gets girls wherever he goes they love him so much they seduce him.

wow dont mess with that guy he is a jahed. Look at him he has got girls surrounding him PENG!!!

by killa_suka123 May 6, 2010

Jared

Sexy man with a nice body who is loved by everyone and only loves half of them back! Also called Jaraaaaaaaaaaddd, Jarebear, Jay-rad, or Gay-rad. But only I can call him those names...

I'm going to Jared's pool today!
Really? Awesome!
Yeah, I just hope his brother lets me in his house.

by KittyLL June 18, 2010

JaredNap

To pass out in a hallway of an Apartment with a half eaten Subway sandwich as your pillow

I was so drunk last night I Jarednapped outside of your apartment door.

by Draft Manuscripts Not soldiers December 15, 2008

jaked it

to drop a ball (usually a football) that is easily catchable

"Dude how didn't you catch that ball it was right to your hands!'

"I know i totally jaked it"

by Coopahloop October 8, 2009

Janedodo

A Janedodo is a girl that is of around average attractiveness who is not particularly interesting, funny, or intelligent.

Mary: While Jason and I were at the mall we ran into his first ex-girlfriend and she joined us for lunch. She wasn't that cute and was a bore to talk to; a real Janedodo. I can't believe he ever liked her.

Lisa: Haha, my ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend seems like a Janedodo. I don't know what he sees in her.

by Leona Orange September 25, 2011