Japanese FaceShield

The act of "japanese faceshield" is reserved for masters of the art of bukkake. It involves the act of blowing a shotgun blast of baby juice on an asian woman's face. Get Into It.

Dude, John Lennon was the man, he blasted a sick japanese faceshield on that yellow bitch Yoko on the reg!

by JillsDog May 1, 2011

japanese diarrhea

When a Japanese person gets diarrhea. This is usually caused when eating too much food in Japan or which they are usually spicy or salty.

Other names include:
Ramen effect
Nagasaki fever
Teriyaki tummy disorder
Wasabi whoosh
or simply, jiarrhea.

Our Japanese friend has got another case of ramen effect, or Japanese diarrhea.

by My supplies from Slovakia June 13, 2018

Japanese

Relating to Japan, it’s culture, or it’s people.

(You don’t need to read this if you don’t want to.)

As a Japanese person I feel very offended or upset when people only think of Japan, or anywhere in Asia, as a place where cute things reside. Yes we have anime and “kawaii (可愛い)” things, but that’s only two things out of many things that make us special. (Of course you can like anime.) Every culture is very unique and important. They have many different things that are interesting. Such as history. Japan has done some bad things yes, but so has every culture. And you shouldn’t hold that against them. I get very happy when people want to know more about Japan and Taiwan because it shows me that they are very interested in my culture. And to those of you who do, thank you very much, I appreciate it very much. どうもありがとうございました This is just something I want to get off my chest, and I’m terribly sorry if I’ve offended anyone.

Japanese history and culture is very rich.

by Airi Chan October 8, 2019

jasmane

A young woman that is surprisingly mature for her age. Very out going, funny, loving, understanding, at times shy, and she loves her children more than words could ever begin to express. She's loyal to her friends, family , and most importantly to her life partner. Shes been lost without her other half (her soulmate) but as soon as they find their way back to eachother she will be found again.

Have you heard from Jasmane?

by MissJasmane January 4, 2020

japanese dating simulators

what desperate n00bs and nerds turn to when they eventually realize that they are never gonna get a girlfriend.

Mother "Eduardo, what ae you doing? It's time for dinner"
Eduardo Mom, can you just save it for later. I'm playing my Japanese dating simulator.
Mother "Not again, I thought we had this talk"

by gnarly sasquatch May 23, 2005

Japanese Flag Syndrome

The rectal symptoms associated with consuming a donner kebab/curry the night before.

Eugh, shouldn't have eaten that second donner last night, i'm burning up with a case of Japanese Flag Syndrome.

by Phil24 June 23, 2006

Japanese Staring Contest

When two men stand in front of each other, face to face, with their two erect penises almost touching. Their Jap's eyes are alligned so they are staring directly at each other. Once in the right position the men start masturbating their own penis until one of them ejaculates. The first one to ejaculate into the other ones Jap's eye wins the contest.

Luke: How about a Japanese staring contest Zak?
Zak: I would like that very much Luke!

by lukebellend June 16, 2011