Ivan

Ivans are despicable human beings who don’t deserve to take up breathing room on Earth (or Mars, but Venus is up for debate). They're the type of person to suffocate someone in cheese fondue. We know what you did. We all know…

Police Officer 1: Who is the murderer?
Police Officer 2, staring at body covered in cheese: Ivan.

by The All Knower (I know all) November 27, 2021

Ivan

Just a fkn cunt of person, also a lebron james wannabe

-Yo, you see Ivan overthere?
-Yeah, he's a cunt

by Fkn retard May 16, 2020

Ivaning

The action of complicating situations in general. Whether it's events or definitions of words.

-So, if we add the prefix "extra" and the suffix "less" stays in neutral? as extra-pretty-less.

- Ivan! Stop Ivaning things for the love of god!

by LoLViX3D February 11, 2020

Ivan

Ivan comes from a Greek word which is Ghayno
And that’s what they called Bitches back then in Greek.

“You just like Ivan”

by BCIEM March 5, 2020

Ivan

A Ivan is a person, who, unlike the Lukas or Bjørn (see their definition), is beyond the nature of all things. The word "God" (or Iehova) was previously created to attempt and capture the indefinitive awesomeness of the Ivan, but so far attempts have been unsuccesful. A Ivan is ALL!

Person 1: When Chuck Norris eats, he doesn't move, he auto-devours!
Person 2: Ivan

by Ehrenmann March 18, 2020

IVAN

toi e gei

ivan e gei

by IBUYMOMSPUSSIES March 24, 2020

Ivan

That one russian kid in the xbox party who shouts all the time and never dies in call of duty.

"Shut up ivan you're to loud." "WHAT CYKA?"

by kingcatniko June 12, 2020