Ivan

Someone who does nothing. Ever. He literally does nothing (with the exception of having shakey hands).

Girl: He never drops any hints or gives me any reason to think he likes me!
Other Girl: Oh, he's just Ivan being Ivan, you know how he is.

by Nerdy Nani February 19, 2021

Ivan Milat

A selfish arsehole who shot backpackers who didn't deserve to die in Australia's Balangalow State Forest

Because of crimes committed by the scum of humanity such as Ivan Milat, Australia now has some of the harshest gun restrictions in the world.

by EvanC7 November 13, 2023

Ivan

That one russian kid in the xbox party who shouts all the time and never dies in call of duty.

"Shut up ivan you're to loud." "WHAT CYKA?"

by kingcatniko June 12, 2020

Ivan

Guy with the biggest cock
Usually grows around 75 yards(68.58 meters)

Girl: Ivan has the biggest cock
Girl's Best Friend: I can see, he's such a great guy.

by Inoco November 21, 2021

ivanism

in german also known as; ivanismus is a religion based on the sole Goddess named Iva. Created at 7th of may 2021 out of pure admiration of the goddess, kyra declared that she must be a higher being. From that point on it spread like a wave sucking everyone in to this commitment of admiring the Goddess Iva. Join now!

I am a proud ivanist and here to spread the word of worship. ivanism is good

by ivanism expert September 15, 2021

Ivan

Look at this cool cat! Ivan exudes a calm and collected vibe, always taking life in stride and never letting stress get the best of him. He has mastered the art of living in the present moment, appreciating the simple pleasures and embracing a slow-paced lifestyle. Whether he's lounging at the beach or chilling with friends at a cozy café, Ivan has the remarkable ability to make even the most mundane activities feel like a relaxing adventure. With his effortless charm and witty sarcasm, Ivan has a natural talent for making people feel at ease in his presence. He's the kind of person who can strike up a conversation with anyone, effortlessly connecting on a deeper level. His laid-back approach to socializing creates an open and welcoming atmosphere, making others feel comfortable being themselves around him.

Guy 1: Wow that dude i just talked to seemed like the best person to be friends with ever.
Guy 2: He must be an Ivan.

by Thecoolkat47 November 21, 2023

Ivan

Ivan is an asshole who will use you until he’s bored of you.He’s the biggest hoe who doesn’t know what he wants.He’s a tryhard fuckboy.Don’t come a cross ivan if u don’t want your feelings hurt

Ivan is such a hoe
-yeah ik he sucks

by baddieroko November 21, 2021