cookie cunt

when a girl has a beaten up fanny

that girls got a cookie cunt bruh

by big cunt josh March 12, 2019

Hero Cookie

Phrase used as sarcastic praise for someone who is bragging about some insignificant act.

You cleaned up your own mess by yourself? Wow Give that man a hero cookie!

by A. McNamara July 9, 2007

sponge cookie

When men who love men circle jerk on a cookie or other pastry, amnd the last one to skeet gets to eat a tasty treat.

I can't believe Jeff got the "sponge cookie" two nights in a row.

by Bubba the Love Sponge April 25, 2004

Cookie Beast

One who splooges on cookies, then they proceed to provide these cookies to their kids.

Mr. Johnny, our teacher, is a real cookie beast. He really knows how to make a good cookie.

by Cloak Cackler November 29, 2016

cookie broom

A thicker mustache specifically grown for the purpose of eating vagina.

At first she hated the fact that I was growing a mustache, but when is reached full cookie broom status she begged me not to shave it off.

by Mrdusso March 12, 2017

cookie day

Every 18th of the month everybody would bring and eat different varieties of cookies. This what created by two best-friends who made it spread throuought their entire school.

Guys it cookie day!
Ready to eat some cookies!

by partypartyparty🎉🎉🎉 November 24, 2019

Checking the Cookies

Similar to the classic Dutch Oven, but rather ones ownself farts and peaks inside to get a whiff of their own medicine

“Oh man that was a good one (fart), I’m gonna check the cookies!”

“Dude, stop checking the cookies, your letting all your ass breath out of your blankets and it’s stinking up the room”

by Corbear123 May 27, 2018