Stuck In Port

When a man has ambitions to have sex with other women but is unable to due to many factors that are largely made up. He does not go out to sea to try to get women so he is stuck in port with a woman who he does not want to be with.

“Why doesn’t Luke go and talk to women?”
“Luke’s just stuck In port and is too afraid to leave.”

by refalkenrath April 19, 2022

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carriage stuck in a ditch

when a slow arc in a story drags on fro way too long

this story took a real carriage stuck in a ditch turn

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tryna get stuck

some who is trying to bang

i’m tryna get stuck with my ex tonight.

by kalemoney March 11, 2022

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Stuck

Not going anywhere.

Cartman wanted to try being a failure for fun, to see what it was like, but didn't want to get stuck as a failure all the time, like when he started pretending to have Tourette's to fuck with people's lives, then he ended up really being stuck with Tourette's and only his stuffed animals would tell him he was awesome, at least that was what he saw in his hallucination. Perhaps there was justice in the world.

by The Original Agahnim October 19, 2021

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Cartman started blurting out more and more strange and personally revealing information after pretending to have Tourette's for a while. It was funny to him when he first started (though not to others who's lives he fucked with) but when he got stuck and couldn't stop due to his inherent lack of self-control, he could no longer repress his negative or revealing feelings, and along with his new found emotional honesty, people could see him for who he really was instead of the image he wanted them to see all the time.

by The Original Agahnim October 19, 2021

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Once Cartman got stuck with emotional honesty, he could no longer repress negative or revealing feelings, and therefore could no longer repress others with his bullshit. Zeus had been gelded in return for what he did to Cronus, and now neither of them could wake up (and the world was better off without either mythological character hovering over them).

by The Original Agahnim October 19, 2021

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