Staff Infection

A member of a company or office job who is obnoxious or unbearable most of the time with a result of making you want to mix Jack Daniels with Vicoden everyday.

May: Oh dear Lord, why did they hire that women? She doesn't even do anything, when she does she throws tantrums and bitches.

June: Oh I know, she's such a staff infection.

by surrrra June 13, 2007

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Water Infection

A Water Infection is a polite term used to describe the infamous "Blue Waffle Disease"

I have a Water Infection.

Lol, Blue Waffle.

by Scott Mortgage Carr July 11, 2010

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1. Something a woman gets and needs Monistat-1 (or so the commercials tell me) to cure it.
2. A really awful shot, usually given to a friend as a gag or on their birthday. The shot consists of: 1oz Bailey's Irish Cream, 1oz Jose Cuervo Tequila, 1oz shot Captain Morgan's Original Spiced Rum.

"She's just pissed because she has a yeast infection"

"A Yeast Infection is, quite possibly, the worst shot ever invented"

by Peaches Witherspoon September 16, 2005

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ill intentions

generally soft core rap group based out of small town iowa. known for raping pigs and humping cows.

Did you go to the ill intentions concert? nope.

by sexy dog 32 October 21, 2011

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insertion point

A word often used by Mrs. Bean, commonly refering the point in between her legs.

Now class, observe as this man sticks his joy-stick into my insertion point.

by Raphael. November 27, 2006

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incebtion

when you 🅱op your 🅱ussy to yourself 🅱opping your 🅱ussy, it is called ince🅱tion. If there is a clip of you 🅱opping your 🅱ussy and youop your 🅱ussy to it, that is incebtion

frank: IM 🅱OPPING MY 🅱USSY
computer: clip of frank 🅱opping his 🅱ussy to LA DEVOTEE

frank: this will now be called incebtion

by gabilliam is real October 24, 2017

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