taint eater

somebody that loves to eat anothers taint.
rick brewer is a fucking taint eater.
by ryan yoho April 12, 2004
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taint faint

A numbness in the part of the body between the rectum and testicles, or rectum and vagina.
Riding that bike has made me numb down there. I think I have taint faint.
by steve freund October 18, 2007
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Jager tainting

The process of trying to absorb jagermeister through ones taint, similar to vodka eyeballing
Dude, did you see john take that shot in his eyeball? No, but I saw tony Jager tainting.
by the_lord_of_the_fly's June 02, 2010
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taint hair

hair between nuts and ass.
man that bitch was lickin my taint hair.
by smokinhash March 16, 2010
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tickle the taint

verb - to tickle someone in the general area of the buttcrack. This action is used in many scenarios.
In order to get his cousin off of him, he had to tickle the taint.
by macaroninjesus June 29, 2010
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taint hanger

when a male insert his thumb in a females ass, the while the middle finger is in the vagina of an up-side-down woman.... so as to carry her around like a 6 pack of beer.
she was so small i almost gave her an taint hanger
by akfffsf January 14, 2007
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