post-murder

When a person defiles the integrity of a Facebook post by excessively commenting on it or ruining a joke.
Post: "Haha, Randy where are you shoes?"

Friend: "Yeah Randy was much too wasted!!!"
Friend: "At that party last night..."
Friend: "...where Randy lost his shoes."
Other Friend: dude...post-murder :/
by Midnight Manatee August 18, 2011
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post grub

Taking rips after of your juul after you eat
That burrito was delicious want to take some post grubs
by Reedlammerrr March 03, 2019
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Butt-post

When you accidentally post unintelligible status updates on social networks by involuntarily pressing buttons on your PDA or cell phone.
"WTF was that nonsense on Facebook man?"

"Damn...musta been another butt-post...I gotta stop carrying that Blackberry in my pocket!"
by johnebbad January 31, 2010
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post-nineties

(adj) describes a music genre which mimics the codes of 90s' rock'n'roll (irony, detachment, reverberations, lo-fi production) in the years 2010'...
Dude, that new Tomorrows Tulips is so post-nineties
by stillinrock June 06, 2016
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posting jelly

Being unable to perform sexually under pressure (no wood).
Eg.

Person 1: Dude I totally couldn't do it last night
Person 2: Man you were posting jelly
by mrjames July 01, 2014
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Posting a Seven

On democraticunderground.com, during the summer of 2009, Seven Gay posters were banned within a 24 hour period for the crime of disagreeing with Obama administration policies. One member (after the original 7 were banned) got banned for just posting the number 7. This time has been called the Great Gay Purge of 2009. As a result, at least 23 long time members were banned from the site.

Posting a Seven is posting something deliberately to be banned from a message board.
"I don't blame you for not posting a seven, since you have a huge target on your back.
by KitchenWitch August 25, 2010
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Lamp Post

A tall, thick, black pole like figure, usually supporting some sort of light source, such as a bulb; don't worry, it isn't sexual.
Did you see that tall lamp post? It looked a lot like a dick.
by _Barb November 05, 2016
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