Story Basket

The place where pointless stories go. If some tells you a boring, pointless story, put your arms in a circle and tell them to put the story in the story basket, a.k.a. the trash.

Friend: One time I went to the store and bought a coke.
You: And...
Friend: That was it...
You: Put it in the story basket. smh

by itisme543 December 29, 2011

peanut basket

it's peanuts within a basket you disgusting fuck.

aye yo tony, you got them peanut baskets?

by Mrbananagurd January 18, 2017

Prayer Basket

A way of seeking credit for non-action in other people's critical time of need via annoying phrase as a substitute for actual concern/help.

If one more person tells my dying Atheist father he's in their prayer basket I've been authorized to punch them in the face.

by String Theory Sally July 5, 2018

Glazed basket

Someone who sleeps around such as a woman who has had sex with many guys.

You don't wanna mess with her. She's a glazed basket.

by outoftouch December 30, 2009

Market Basket

the place where your hopes and dreams die

“Yeah i went to shop at Market Basket, I saw a homeless man eating a whole cucumber, my day was ruined”

by theweirdworker October 17, 2022

Laundry Basket

An alternate closet that sits on your bedroom floor after clothes are removed from the dryer

"Hey, do you have a spare dress? " "Yes, check my laundry basket."

by ColonelCookies March 22, 2017

Basket Case

Basket Case

An outer shell or box for your basket.

Billy: Our basket's gettin' busted!

Billy's Grandpa:
Son, it's about time we get a new basket case.

by Docter J December 4, 2017