Schrödinger's Cage

Schrödinger's Cage: The act of subjugating oneself to solitare and study whilst their colleagues and friends enjoy merriments. The individual then proceeds to waste their time ultimately coming to the conclusion that sed time could have been used enjoying such merriments. Schrödinger Cage provides a double entendre acting as the name of the man it was intended to reflect upon and providing an allegory into the mentality of its victims as the act of trapping oneself into a metaphorical cage.

He didn't come to the hangout because he had too much work to do, but he didn't do any of his work anyway and just procrastinated. He is doing the Schrödinger's Cage!

by Rataray February 3, 2024

tree cage

The place where we could be vibin but you playing

Viber 1: yo do let’s hit up the tree cage

Viber 2: no man I’m playing

by Vanishing November 27, 2019

cage the gingers

a derogatory remark which is commonly used against those with ginger hair colouring

“i think we should cage the gingers!!”

by vampirickisses November 18, 2023

Caging

The act of placing Nicholas Cage’s face, as a prank, in random places hoping people will find them. Caging’s popularity took off after an internet post of an individual who left photos of Nicholas Cage’s face behind car sun visors, family photos, toilet seats, etc.

“I was caging my grandma’s house yesterday. Ha ha, get caged grandma!”

by youknowyoureafraud July 14, 2022

shawn cage

1. A legendary sexual beast with heighten awareness.
2. A man that can steal your girl.

3. A man known for scoring, even if the girl is taken.

"Dude, that guy totally just Shawn Caged my girlfriend.

by punkdunk November 13, 2019

Clean the Hamster Cage

Any excuse for getting out of work, an obligation or promise. Sometimes thought to be a sexual euphemism, but not. A reason to be lazy.

A. Boss: Can you stay late this evening, we have to ship twenty more units before 5pm?

Employee: Sorry, boss, but I have to get home as soon as I can to clean the hamster cage!

B. Person 1: Can I get that money back that you borrowed last week?

Person 2: Sorry, but I have to get home as soon as possible to clean the hamster cage!

by anonymous March 26, 2022

cat cage

Soggy hairy pussy

She's got a proper dirty cat cage

by Fitza July 5, 2017