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hump day

The middle of the work week, wednesday, or the beginning of the weekend, depending on your level of addiction to alcohol.
The day of the almighty hump day soiree
Man, Delta Chi had a kick ass hump day soiree last week!
by T*Dizzle fo' Rizzle March 9, 2005
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Head Hump

When a person, usually a boy, stands infront of the victim, with the victims head at penis height, grabbing the back of the head and pumping twice, thrusting the penis into the face of the victim, whilst saying "UNSA UNSA".
This usually causes great embarassment, and ones face is left feeling rather defiled.
Dan: Damn, I just got head humped!
Paul: Oh *Precedes to head hump dan* UNSA UNSA
Dan: F*%KING HELL
by benjameeno May 7, 2008
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forest hump

Nat: "Oh man I watched Forest hump last night, it was great."
Noah: "Don't you mean forest gump?"
Nat: "No, forest hump."
Noah: "..Oh."
by Nat Bickford: "Oh man. November 8, 2014
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Dry hump her good night

Where a guy usually in the porn scene movement or the porn hippie movement instead of kissing a woman good night after a date will dry hump her good night. usually both the man and the woman are in one or both of those movements.
by Deep blue 2012 April 13, 2010
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Hump It & Dump It

The act of vigorously humping then immediately dumping a girl or guy, usually for the sole purpose of being a prick..
-Dude I just fucked the hot ass chick from 2nd street!!!

-Dude you better hump it & dump it cuz I heard that bitch got the herpaly-erpalies!!!
by BigMac831 April 6, 2011
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Hump

When you thrust your dick into someone's ass.
John: Are you having sex tonight?
Ben: Yeah, i'm gonna hump her ass real heard tonight.
by Didacus_ May 30, 2018
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hump

Hump - hump on a camel, other animal or act of human or animal sexual nature.
"Can to get your dog to stop humping my" leg!!
by Christopher De Rycke December 6, 2006
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