The Theory of Relative Hottness 

The theory that states that one judges a guy/girl's hottness by comparing him/her to those around them. This explains why one would think someone is hotter when seen at, say a movie theater, than at school. There are fewer to compare them to.

Guy 1: Dude, that girl that goes to your school is really hot.
Guy 2: Naw, that's the theory of relative hottness. At school she's not that hot.

The Theory of Relative Hottness by Free6000 December 17, 2008

Hattie Whore 

Nomadic toothless trailer dweller that has been down through there. A ho that will gladly take anyone back down through there. Common chartristics include the inability to tell the truth,poor cigarette management, sticky fingers, sexual devency, false since of self confidence. The rural white mans answer for the "Crack Whore". An all around spunndunnuit on methandfriendomine

After that Hattie whore got me off she borrowed some money from me and stole my pipe

Hattie Whore by Leefermadness July 5, 2016

Hootie Hoo

"Hootie hoo" is a call used by the host(s) of a party to let everyone know the party's been busted and they need to gtfo

*party scene*
*police sirens wailing in distance*
Kevin: Yo bro, the police are here. What do we do?
Kumar: HOOTIE HOO!

Hootie Hoo by KingWZRD September 5, 2015

hootielicious 

1) containing characteristics of a Hooter's waitress
2) pertaining to a cat-call, or a hoot
3) equivalent to bootylicious, only especially pertaining to a woman's chest
4) pertaining to Darius Rucker of Hootie and the Blowfish, or a man with irresistible sexual charm.

That girl is extremely hootielicious, look at her rack.

hootielicious by andrewinwi August 4, 2010

Hattie 

The most beautiful girl you know. She can never get off your mind. She has a great sense of humor. She is an awesome artist and really athletic. An awesome friend and maybe an even better girlfriend. All the girls want to be like Hattie. You want to tell her everything but she is so beautiful you get tongue tied. She is a very hard worker. She cooks the most amazing food. She is very smart and you can talk about whatever you want with her. Hattie= the most amazing girl in the world.

Wow look at that amazing girl!
Dude that's Hattie

Hattie by Hi4134014 April 6, 2013

hottiemonjaro 

This term refers to a girl that is so hot that when males see her they spooge in their pants. They normally have a big racks, and faces built for cumshots.

"damn son look at that hottiemonjaro, I totally spooged all in my pants and shit, I wish i had a girl like that to be all blowing me and giving me a ditty and shit fosho"

"damn that hottiemonjaro has a huge rack I would love to give her face a HUGE cumshot"

hottiemonjaro by the st3 October 3, 2005

Hootie hoo

An alert that a dangerous or bullshit situation is afoot.

“Hey devil”
“Hootie hoo”

Hootie hoo by G Stallion July 31, 2019