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Tan Hong Jun

He joined us in STD5 and he is a really nice dude. But mf is just too nice and wouldn't even let a girl go just forget bro. A HJ is always good at playing drums and has nice taste of music and mf is just so cute wanna squish his cheeks him. He makes all the boys a bit fruity and is everyone's go to uncle. Tan Hong Jun plays volleyball but is very skilled at playing all types of balls as well <3. This guy has so many assets I wrote an essay in BM for him and it is *essential* for everyone to have a Tan Hong Jun in their lives.
Girl 1: OMG look at this cute drawing Tan Hong Jun drew for me

Girl 2: O M G that is so pretty. He's like the cool uncle of the school.

Girl 1: Ikr he's hot as well. He's going to volleyball is this Sunday and all the boys are joining as well

Girl 2: OMG lets join I wanna see HJ Hit balls. :3
by Sussy Suster March 29, 2022
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Teoh Hong Yi

One of the coolest guy you will ever meet. He jogs to work and drinks blended food because normal human activities are too primitive for an individual like him.
Teoh Hong Yi is cool
by LampaDuck February 10, 2022
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Liew Wan Hong

He's smart. ...
He makes you laugh. ...
He actively supports your career. ...
He makes as much effort with your friends and family as you do with his. ...
He's emotionally intelligent. ...
He respects your opinions and listens to what you have to say. ...
He's willing to put the work in. ...
He celebrates your achievements.
Last but not least, a big Krappa
Girl 1: Liew Wan Hong is the perfect man for my life
Also Girl 1: I'm just kidding.
by Gigachad1234 April 3, 2022
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mrs wongs hong kong special

its that special dinner in the back of the restaurant

you get a full course dim yum sum meal with a happy ending
the waitress took me into the back for Mrs Wongs Hong kong special
by syphonik April 10, 2022
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The Hong Kong

A sexual position with your wife when you strip butt naked, bend over to reach underneath your bed to find and put on your "rice hat". Then squint your eyes and finally proceed to have sex and scream, "Hong Kong this Dong!"
"Hey Baby, hurry up and meet me in my room and I'll show you The Hong Kong."
by Ed Flesh April 16, 2022
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Man Hong

Hey, Jack stop all that Man Hong act during the class.
by mvq so cute January 3, 2021
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Hong Kong Lifestyle

Hong kong Life is a way of life embodied by a few basic principles, we will get into shortly. Lets start with the origins, i was first introduced to this way of life in 2010 in my travels in asia. I ran into a kind Australian bloke who began to teach me the true meaning of a well balanced life. Ill never forget one of the most valuable lessons my bupu mentor taught me was to never turn down a chance at porking, because one day i would regret not porking all those girls when im weak ans feeble and my porking days are over.

So the basic day to day principles are very easy to get the hang of. One being PMW, pussy, money weed. These are always going to be the top threw priorities on the day to day for one who follows this way of life. Remember, dont turn your nose up at some slizz! The next is BFF, this is Bag Fun Friends. Life is short and securing the bag is necessary for freedom which then leaves room for just having fun and copping the homies insane drip. I will never stop this lifestyle and my mentor, wherever you are out there, i wish you many luck and much sex. Peace Love and Bupu.
Hong kong lifestyle keeps my bag lookin good, i get sit back and sucked, im a golden god. Never felt this good.
by Bupu Warrior April 7, 2021
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