Noun. A sex act performed in the winter months of Central Florida by the homely wives of Florida Crackers. The act involves filling their mouths with boiling hot water and performing fellatio on their husband's leathery members. The husband then reciprocates with a Beaver Boil by spitting scalding hot water into his wife's vaginal canal.
by Uncle Club February 02, 2020
by Farty McFartface July 16, 2018
1) After what went down in Savannah, I don't trust that guy any further than a hog's tether!
2) We can walk--that bagel place is a hog's tether away.
3) Turn right on Kimball, and then you're a hog's tether from the pool; it will be on your left.
2) We can walk--that bagel place is a hog's tether away.
3) Turn right on Kimball, and then you're a hog's tether from the pool; it will be on your left.
by Rogue6 June 15, 2013
by Hoghanger357 June 25, 2022
Girls that wear cowgirl boots with short shorts, sleep with different guys every weekend, and are "country" by going to tractor/truck pulls. Also known as mud cricket or swamp rat.
by Slugehogwannabe69 June 11, 2017
A slam hog is a larger than average woman that a male decides to take down simply because she is present, has a heartbeat, and is currently spreading her legs. Often the next morning said male will claim that he was "taking one for the team" when in actuality he was simply trying to get his rocks off. He will then swear his friends to secrecy.
Goddam Patrick! There was no need to hit that slam hog last night ... we're on Ratio Island - there are hotties everywhere!
by Beekeeper November 27, 2007
by baby turtle & tonka :) January 25, 2011