hog knob

Scottish word for very stupid person.

Don't stick that fork in the power point ya hog knob!

by Farty McFartface July 16, 2018

Hog Job

What fans are treated to at Arby's when one of the members of the Detroit Hog Jigglers scores three goals in an EASHL game.

Did you see your new dad Splats set up Doc for his third goal this game? Don't forget to go to Arby's tomorrow for your free Hog Job!

by J Cybulski January 28, 2022

Separate the hogs

To go to the bathroom

I need to pee. I'm gonna go separate the hogs.

by google.comorg February 20, 2021

Hog Stain

Staining resulting from improper handling of pork products.

Do not get hog stains on my wall.

by maccymac November 5, 2019

Hanging hog

When you’re clothed but your flaccid penis is out.

I looked over the fence to talk to the neighbor and he was hanging hog, so I went back inside

by Hoghanger357 June 24, 2022

slam hog

A slam hog is a larger than average woman that a male decides to take down simply because she is present, has a heartbeat, and is currently spreading her legs. Often the next morning said male will claim that he was "taking one for the team" when in actuality he was simply trying to get his rocks off. He will then swear his friends to secrecy.

Goddam Patrick! There was no need to hit that slam hog last night ... we're on Ratio Island - there are hotties everywhere!

by Beekeeper December 27, 2007

controller hog

A person who plays a game system (Wii, XBox, Play Station, etc.) all day and won't let anyone else play. Therefore they are hogging the controller. Like a ball hog hogs a ball.

My brother's been playing Modern Warfare 2 ALL day. What a controller hog.

by victimofcontrollerhogs March 23, 2010