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Magic Hippo

Hippos that can create thunderstorms with their butts. They can use their face to shatter glass and fart out rainbows.
Have you ever tried a magic hippo? They taste good. And theyre yummy pets.

Oh yeah dude. They're the bomb.com oh yeah.

Vegetarian hippy: WHY MUST YOU EAT HIPPOS! THEYRE GOOD FOR THE ENVIRONMENTTTTTTT
by Magic-hulahoop November 13, 2018
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Happy hippo

One of the best Kinder products out there. Absolutely delectable.
Stoner: They're called happy hippos because they make hippies happy.
by Minecraftweedmod January 1, 2020
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Space Hippo

A space hippo is a creature that lives on the edge of the galaxy on a planet called hipopolus,

planet:

It’s mostly covered in trees, swamps, small lakes and fields, the planet is also rich with fruits and small extra wild life like monkeys and other small wild life, the planet also has its predators that hunt the poor creatures their main one is tigadactle (picture tigers with 30ft wings).

Spacehippos:
They mostly eat fruits and drink water and they sleep in the asteroid belt around the planet so they don’t get hunted by the predators on the planet, the space hippo can also fly and survive in hyper space lanes to find new food and mating grounds.
Big dumb space hippo that only thinks with its face and can’t climb or fight
by Peptic June 6, 2020
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Sneaky hippo

When your in the bath and someone eats you out
I was having a nice relaxing bath and my husband snuck up and gave a sneaky hippo
by Noodleasian dog May 16, 2018
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Hippo

A girl named Amy, She's not a very good looking person, but shes nice.. (kinda)
by a short dumbass April 17, 2024
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Slinging Some Hippo Cock

A massive mammal with an even bigger cock attached to the crotch of a man. Legend says if you penetrate an ass hole deep enough with a hippo cock you can split the large intestine in half.
You hear the new Arab kid is slinging some hippo cock?

God damn Muslims. Ruining all them girls ass holes for the rest of us.
by Jibbletlover99 November 16, 2019
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Spicy hippo

You know a chunky voluptuous thick hippo with all that spice
Jake- man look over there
Marty- oh damn ma that one spicy hippo
by Spicy hippo24 December 10, 2020
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