Mary ham

A dumb bitch that killed Gloria bolger
And took over pew news

-hey I think I just ran over Mary ham
-ok she deserves it

by Doydoo June 04, 2019

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Honey Ham

The act of nutting on and around a girls butthole.

I gave Courtney a nice Honey Ham at Applebees yesterday.

by Rebelbud06 April 28, 2017

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ham stoned

Hammered stoned. The highest you can possibly get without puking and passing out, otherwise known as being vamped.

We passed around 3 blunts of sour diesel and were totally ham stoned for the rest of the day.

by Ja-ba-la-ha December 18, 2009

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spanky ham

a pig who enjoys deficating into cantelopes and returning pizzas covered in poo saying to the delivery man "we didnt order SAUSAGE". he appears on DRAWN TOGETHER

spanky ham is a strange pig who runs a sweat shop where he makes ling-link make shoes

by nick February 10, 2005

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goin ham

Hard As a Muthafucka

We hittin Club Shades and goin ham in dat bitch

by Mister Celebrity March 20, 2010

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Ham Sprinkles

Bacon Bits

You know what this baked potato needs? Ham Sprinkles.

by mr. wellington April 24, 2010

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Ham-macking

Making out while hammocking.

Bro #1 - Did you hear Julian went ham-macking last night!
Bro #2 - No way?! For real?

by SpookyNoodle28 July 17, 2020

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