hamburger helper

The act of vomiting up a recently eaten hamburger onto your own penis as lube

Clay Aiken uses hamburger helper to butt-ram other men.

by mgooch July 7, 2011

Hamburger

A handjob that is most commonly given by a student to their teacher or professor for brownie points. It is slightly less effective than a "cheeseburger" in achieving brownie points and is often referred to as a "handburger" as well.

Kat: Did you hear about how Garrett got an A+ on Dr. Cheekers's last biology quiz? Everyone else basically failed!

Alex: Dude... I bet he gave Dr. Cheekers a hamburger of epic proportions. Extra mayonnaise.

by GBoyofSV April 5, 2010

Greek Hamburger

Definition of a hairy vagina!

AHHHHHHHHHHHH.... She had one hell of a greek hamburger!

by krunchii June 12, 2010

Hamburglar skank

one who burgles ham and has herpes

katie is such a hamburglar skank

by mayatheBEE January 4, 2008

Hamburger

A word ment to be shouted out. HAMBURGER. Another word for "god daymn" or "tight".
God daymn in any ways.
Tight as in when you say tight alone. Just tight like if someone say they smoked the best weed, you can reply with HAMBURGER.
Not tight as in "that ass is tight".
Then it would be HAMBURGER, that ass is.... HAMBURGER.

HAMBURGER, that bitch got the ass of cleopatra.

HAMBURGER, check out that tightass blunt.

HAAAAAAAMBURGER (announced Dhaaaaaymburga) i wanna get down with that ass

by mc identity of rap-battle.com January 9, 2005

Hamburgle

a severe dodgy face often given after some retard says something dumb

person 1: is that guy giving me a dirty look?
person 2: yeah he just hamburgled you good.

by obshortie April 4, 2009

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

A line used by Popeye's gambling and hamburger loving friend Wimpy in the Live-Action Popeye film.

Winpy- "A genuine hamburger for the Gentleman. I'm buying."
Random dude- "Gee thanks."
Server dude- "Who's paying?"
Wimpy- "I'm buying. He's paying."

by JerRyuKen714 May 17, 2004