mammalian guilt

a nagging feeling that dinosaurs didn't deserve to go extinct, since they weren't unfit for their environment - it was the environment that turned on them overnight, which is unfair. thus the success of mammals a result of dumb luck at best, and cheating at worst.

dinosaurs deserve to be here more than i do. the mammalian guilt is getting to me.

by cloverjuice June 25, 2025

designer dog guilt

Someone who pays a breeder for a particular type of dog may do so seeking certain characteristics common to that breed, that may not be found taking chances with a shelter dog which often is no less loving, and in need of a home, resulting in feelings of designer dog guilt.

No kill shelter or not, your spent $3,000 on a dog when countless adorable animals in shelters, available for free no less, need a forever home? What's wrong with you?!!! Don't you have any designer dog guilt?

by ribick September 17, 2023

Guilt Showering

The process of showering after having sex with or messing around with someone you later regret. it is often done more than once, and can be a sort of therapy. it is a psychological way of removing all traces of those people you regret being with, by "washing them off."

" On Friday I got so drunk and slept with Ian, I've been guilt showering ever since."

by annthepixie_ November 20, 2016

Conservative Guilt

Conservative guilt is the action of pretending to be poor to appeal to the humble narrative, or ethos.

Fred: "Elon claims he lives in a box and below the poverty level despite immense wealth. As does Mr Beast, Jack Dorsey, Donald Trump and Mark Zuckerberg once upon a time."

Joan: "Sounds like more conservative guilt, Fred"

by Cerebrex September 15, 2024

Daddy’s Guilt

Your bachelor pad dad suddenly and randomly buys you lots of gifts as an apology for treating you badly.

My Dad took me shopping today, got some new shoes, love daddy’s guilt money.

by X0x0xo February 24, 2023

Guilt Tripping

Making someone for felling guilty for not doing something

Guy 1: "Guys I miss Izzie"
Guy 2: "What happened to Izzie?"
Guy 1: "Nothing i just miss her because she always has plans with her boyfriend"
That's guilt tripping (I didn't know how to include the word)

by J4C1< April 22, 2025

carbon guilt

resulting buyers remorse that ensues from purchasing a carbon fiber body part for an automobile that is expensive to the buyer, with the buyer soon realizing that said part has no effect on increasing performance /speed /power of said automobile.

guy1: I spent all my paycheck to install a carbon fiber hood, but i ain't seeing any difference.
guy1: Man ... i got serious carbon guilt.
guy2: Didn't I tell you to buy the Turbo Kit instead??? Dumb ass!!!

by gearbox360 October 16, 2008