Man Gravy

The juices exerted from a man's body, especially during Yuletide, in the winter, and immediately following Lent. Single men are the largest contributors of unconfined Man Gravy, which can be a major problem if the resources to clean up Man Gravy are not at hand. Some find the taste and smell of Man Gravy too much to resist, and can often be found using Man Gravy for everything from condiments to new fashion styles. Can also be used for painting, and with proper preparation, sculpting.

Also refered to as "The (Insert Male Subject's Name)'s Special"

"That room is completely covered in Man Gravy!"

"I accidentally got Man Gravy all over my bed sheets."

Tom served her a fresh helping of Man Gravy.

Too much Man Gravy is always a good thing.

by Ass. Prod. Sully January 18, 2008

Gravy Boat

The act of pouring water into a person's asshole and then proceeding to drink it like a fine gravy.

That chick had the sweetest gravy boat I've ever tasted.

by Neay Hey March 15, 2009

wavy gravy

Word used in the Volkswagen community to describe shoddy bodywork done to Type 34 Ghia Speedsters.

Check out the bodywork on my car...
WOW bro, that's some wavy gravy.

by Mess Wit It May 1, 2007

prison gravy

(n)1. Uncontrollable trickling viscous fecal matter issued during or post-sodomitical coitus. 2. A spicy, thickening agent used in recipes destined for non-allies.

So, I had this guy, who looked like he'd just gotten out of jail yesterday, bent over this chair, right? And I'm fisting him with a rubber glove I just happened to have. I didn't have any lube. He was used to it anyway, given where he'd just spent the last 7 months of his life. Anyway... all of a sudden I hear this euphoric scream! Then it was like my hand was moving with a mind of its own! It was like his ass had shot prison gravy everywhere! It was so hot! Daddy, did they feed you corn yesterday?

by An Apologetic Comrade July 30, 2008

loin gravy

Combination of ass sweat and fecal remnant that combine in the crack of the ass during periods of physical exertion. The condition occurs most often in adult men as fecal remnant is often found in dense pubic hair growth of male ass crack. See also waiter's crack.

After mowing the lawn in the summer heat, Todd found he had whipped up a hefty batch of loin gravy.

by Jake September 8, 2004

gravy bowl

A woman's clitoris. Also, the general shape of the vagina.

Fingering her during intercourse is "stirring the gravy bowl"

by Original Ass-man September 22, 2007

Goat Gravy

A man's pimp juice, often used to coat the face of unsuspecting young ladies.

She wasn't expecting me to shoot my goat gravy all up in her eye.

by big daddy koby November 11, 2003