goof bird

a dumb kid that can’t function properly.

"whats two plus two"
“yo you’re such a goof bird it’s four"

by Kkarma1$ July 7, 2023

Goof

Caden

Caden is a goof for believing this could be new words

by Kait.Marie December 8, 2023

goof my troop

A very uncommon and rather unheard of way of expressing that someone is going to ejaculate. Most commonly used in forms of humor and irony

Man: Ugh, I'm gonna goof my troop

Woman: What the fuck?

by boppo_ August 11, 2020

goof

to accidentally ejaculate into a woman, impregnating her.

Well, ya know...I wasn't really planning on having little Johnny, but I goofed inside my girlfriend, so here we are...

by CaptainMasterZ August 16, 2017

goof

: (verb) to waste time or to act in a ridiculous or silly way.

: (noun) a silly, foolish, or ridiculous person.

"Do not goof around."

by Rayisemprus July 8, 2018

goof

a goof is a kiddy diddler, a pedophile, anyone that has either wanted to or has, touched a child inappropriately --male of female.

wow, Trumps been accused of being a Goof and there are court documents to prove it

by carlzday November 29, 2017

Goof

May be used as an abbreviation for “Get Out Or Fight”.

Prison dude: “Get lost goof!”
You: “F*ck you, fight me b*itch!”

by skittlepoppers September 16, 2021