Goblin-Bod

Someone who has twigs for arms and legs but practically has a tumor of of grease and bad decisions for a torso.
“All the girls go crazy for that Goblin-Bod nowadays,” Chris said to himself in the mirror, a tear rolling down his face, aware of the lie he had told himself.
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Noob Goblin

Troll in training . Basically a Noob troll but a goblin is a baby form of a troll in some planets.
Y!A:
Question: How do i eat babies!@?
huhruhrru..?

A: Noob goblin much^?
by sapphireheartsz September 19, 2010
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twat goblin

Aww, what an ugly little twat goblin.
by twatgoblin April 06, 2015
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Goblin Threeway

Woman on her period having a train ran on her by at least three sunburned ginger midgets.
Did you hear, Gina had a goblin threeway last night.
by Dark_Arcanine89 December 13, 2022
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Shoe goblins

PersonA: “They’re such a shoe goblins

PersonB: “They stole my shoes a week ago”
by Honda__Civic__ September 14, 2022
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poop goblin

Poop goblin is a term or slur to offend people who eat poop it’s usually used for a school rumor name called (Shit eating goblin) in a school somewhere in California.
Have you heard of the poop goblin? “Yeah bro I have he’s in my class his mouth smells like shit

OH MY GOD ITS THE POOP GOBLIN “stop calling me that I don’t know what you guys are taking about” YOU ATE SHIT DISGUSTING ASS BITCH
by Amongusly September 13, 2021
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Poop Goblin

A small, human-like creature similar to a tooth fairy but instead of taking teeth from under the pillow it takes poop. The pay for each poop is usually 1-17 doubloons, however, this is dependent on many factors such as region and poop quality. In some cases the poop goblin or goblins( there are several poop goblins) even gave money in euros or bitcoin
mom! Mom! The poop goblin came last night and gave me 3 doubloons!
by Poop goblin enthusiast July 17, 2020
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