Funkymessiah

Originally began in the east and spread west through America. Now is common place on the web and around the world. www.funkymessiah.com

The funkymessiah is in town.

by M. April 15, 2004

funky junky

One who is addicted to funky music.

"aww man i'm such a funky junky, sucka"

by fonky monky junky February 27, 2009

funky nut blast

Can be used in an awkward situation or an overall fun setting also a special icecream flavor from the secret menu

1) ava- *trips over something and falls*
klm- thats a funky nut blast

2) girl- yea we broke up a while ago
aklm- thats a funky nut blast

by therealfunkynutblast August 7, 2018

funky chicken

A girl havin' a really good orgasm. Often used when it's a result of self-masturbation(via toys), but also sometimes used when it's from havin' crazy wild sex. It's called the funky chicken because it's so wild, she's getting all crazy with her body like she's having a seizure or somethin' as she is cumming..

..and you KNO I was doing the funky chicken afta you called...'cause you got me so worked up! Dayum boy!

by Junipersmile April 8, 2007

Funkyzeit

Funkyzeit - The having of much fun in a sexual manner or otherwise referring to a sexual act. Used often with Es lohnt sich.

Literal Translation from German - Funky time.

"Nikki, Funkyzeit?"

or

"Dan and I made much Funkyzeit"

by Tango459 December 21, 2007

fucking asshole dipshit with funky hair

a jackass who puts braids in his hair and thinks hes cool..

hes also really sexy ;)

YOU JACKASS! YOU'RE ACTING LIKE MATT:a fucking asshole dipshit with funky hair!

by who needs to know? May 7, 2005

funky bunch

A sexual exploit consisting of 4 or more participants both giving AND receiving a salad tossing by positioning themselves in a circle while on their hands and knees. It's kind of a modified daisy chain with a side of rimjob.

When the Thompsons and the Nelsons get together for an evening of punch & pie, they always seem to end up in a funky bunch.

by T-B0NE666 January 4, 2005