noun • As per the name, a exuberantly ripe and spritely suck bestowed upon he most deserving of immediate sympathy, unable to be sufficiently provided otherwise. Such a rite is usually provided by the nearest willing female, who performs any sex act you may desire out of compassion for your sorry state.
Ben: hey sexy wanna smash?
Maggie: nah, fuck off creep
Ben: But I have stage 4 testicular cancer and don’t have long.
Maggie: In that case, come get your sympathy suck and I’ll make whatever time you have left worthwhile ;).
Ben: Ahahaha ueh
Maggie: (acckk uehhhh *#!& it’s so big and cancerous ueh)
Maggie: nah, fuck off creep
Ben: But I have stage 4 testicular cancer and don’t have long.
Maggie: In that case, come get your sympathy suck and I’ll make whatever time you have left worthwhile ;).
Ben: Ahahaha ueh
Maggie: (acckk uehhhh *#!& it’s so big and cancerous ueh)
by jellypuddinginmyanus42069 December 29, 2019
by Cheese enthusiast November 17, 2018
by personinsidethemachine October 28, 2021
The forced act of male oral sex, preformed by one man to another to where domination and humiliation is the key pleasure more so than the sexual act itself.
by Major McGoverner December 27, 2010
To get a blowjob after pulling a hood of a sweater over your significant other’s head, then tightening the hood to form a small hole; afterwards, the dick is inserted through the hole into the mouth.
by Tinywangjapboi April 10, 2019
park-and-suck (n), or park-n-suck (n): a roadside rest area (cottage) where gay men (cottagers) meet to have anonymous oral sex.
David's up to his old tricks again; I saw his car when I drove by the park-and-suck on highway 20 the other night.
That park-n-suck on highway 20 is notorious; the picnic tables outside the tea room are covered in spooge.
That park-n-suck on highway 20 is notorious; the picnic tables outside the tea room are covered in spooge.
by Blaze Johnson November 30, 2014
by I_Fucked_Your_Bitch_Nigga March 04, 2014