by Mike Hunt onmablles November 28, 2020
Get the Deleting Myselfmug. Man, on my way home it hit me and I ended up chucking myself! Still can't get the stain out of my car.
by ricksledge April 16, 2015
Get the Chucking Myselfmug. by Nexasfexashit January 29, 2019
Get the Annihilate myselfmug. by tghbfewjfe April 29, 2023
Get the myselfmug. Get in your TESLA and power up the MOTHERFUCKER!!!!
Send multiracial pictures of yourself because GRACE KELLY told HALSEY.
Giving someone the run around who just ran around themselves.
To literally fall in love with a TOT.
Falling in love with a particular TOT.
Boring into the ELITE
Send multiracial pictures of yourself because GRACE KELLY told HALSEY.
Giving someone the run around who just ran around themselves.
To literally fall in love with a TOT.
Falling in love with a particular TOT.
Boring into the ELITE
Hey KENNER , I am going to get in my TESLA DRAGGINGV MYSELF AROUND I mean soapbox SLATE and write my INTERNET RELAY ass off as I am powering up that AI COMPUTER rip it at 80 mph.
I can be white , I can be black as just start DRAGGING MYSELF AROUND and while I am at it PURPLE works as I will rain on you , you racist MOTHER.
I notice by DRAGGING MYSELF AROUND around all day that when I mention ASSHOLE in an ad I begin DRAGGING MYSELF ARIUND again trying to get HOT SEX.
I have to admit and it is scary as everytime I am DRAGGING MYSELF AROUND and see that TOT talk I fall in love.
That TOT is WARREN EDWARD BUFFETT as I am DRAGGING MYSELF AROUND his annual meeting and telling people you know that TOT is a GHOST HOLE and my friend JAMES tells me and I thought I saw him at the IRISH CASINO and VENETIAN as that GHOST HOLE TOT has never been to VEGAS ever.
I know if I am DRAGGING MYSELF AROUND enough I will finally meet TOT but it is bad luck to say it but I will say his other half MASTURBATION OF COINS.
I can be white , I can be black as just start DRAGGING MYSELF AROUND and while I am at it PURPLE works as I will rain on you , you racist MOTHER.
I notice by DRAGGING MYSELF AROUND around all day that when I mention ASSHOLE in an ad I begin DRAGGING MYSELF ARIUND again trying to get HOT SEX.
I have to admit and it is scary as everytime I am DRAGGING MYSELF AROUND and see that TOT talk I fall in love.
That TOT is WARREN EDWARD BUFFETT as I am DRAGGING MYSELF AROUND his annual meeting and telling people you know that TOT is a GHOST HOLE and my friend JAMES tells me and I thought I saw him at the IRISH CASINO and VENETIAN as that GHOST HOLE TOT has never been to VEGAS ever.
I know if I am DRAGGING MYSELF AROUND enough I will finally meet TOT but it is bad luck to say it but I will say his other half MASTURBATION OF COINS.
by NEE TRANSEXUALITY April 24, 2021
Get the DRAGGING MYSELF AROUNDmug. by LoveOnCrack17 December 30, 2016
Get the myselfmug. Wow, ok, so that's what I mean about the "property." So, if that's your response to the question "what do you have to offer a man?" You're offering yourself... To the man... AS WHAT? Like... Is it AS *Insert POSSESSIVE pronoun* Woman? You're HIS now?
Woman "What do YOU have to offer a woman?"
Hym "Offer? Like and exchange of goods? What do I get for my offering?"
Woman "Myself."
Hym "WOW! That... I take a lot of flak for the 'property' comments but you're telling me if I have the right things to offer I get your self, indefinitely? Wow that is sad! It's sad that it's framed that way entirely. My contempt for you has diminished substantially.... Yeah, that actually stings a little bit, I'm not even going to lie. Hmm... Yeah, what I have to offer... Is $50. So, I don't know, figure it out. Do some math. Figure out what that gets me and get back to me, alright... Ouch. Yeah, that actually hurt MY feeling a little bit. Damn! Now I'm sad. That is sad."
Hym "Offer? Like and exchange of goods? What do I get for my offering?"
Woman "Myself."
Hym "WOW! That... I take a lot of flak for the 'property' comments but you're telling me if I have the right things to offer I get your self, indefinitely? Wow that is sad! It's sad that it's framed that way entirely. My contempt for you has diminished substantially.... Yeah, that actually stings a little bit, I'm not even going to lie. Hmm... Yeah, what I have to offer... Is $50. So, I don't know, figure it out. Do some math. Figure out what that gets me and get back to me, alright... Ouch. Yeah, that actually hurt MY feeling a little bit. Damn! Now I'm sad. That is sad."
by Hym Iam September 29, 2023
Get the Myselfmug.