Foopigate

To eat out a girl. Getting her off with only the use of your tongue and mouth-region.

Last night I foopigated the crap out of my girlfriend.

by FoopigatingKing January 27, 2011

Foopace

A. a polite way of saying "pooface."

B. a person whose countenance resembles fecal matter
C. A boorish human of lower class, or anyone of low value

Sarah picks her nose and eats the boogers. She's such a foopace.

by Porpotupaer March 3, 2011

foopaloo

When yo stuff is all like... foopaloo.

Used to describe something that is in offensively poor condition.

Did you just get hit by a train? 'Cause yo hair is all like... foopaloo.

Dude, it was like a butcher shop down there. That shit was all like... foopaloo.

by datsass May 18, 2011

Foodsting

Verb- The act of text talking with another person about all the foods and what you'd do to them if you could eat them right now. It's kind of like sexting, but for fat people.

Verb- 'I'm just foodsting my mate, Anthony. Mmm I could so go for a burger right now...'

by Alexipop101 August 18, 2014

foomsh

When a fish and a moon mate together to create a FOOMSH

I went fishing the other day and caught an amazing FOOMSH in action

by Skinny_McTurtle July 18, 2017

foodshopping

the kind of shopping that exists purely as a survival mechanism- the primary goal is the acquisition of sustenance

Person 1: Do you want to go to the mall with me?
Person 2: What for?
Person 1: Uhh... Whatever you want, really...
Person 2: I only ever go foodshopping. All other forms of getting the things are extraneous. And I already have food.
Person 1: Oh... well, have fun not dying, I guess?
Person 2: Righto!

by cathuman March 4, 2018

Foodsponge

A person (usually hungover) who asks you to bring them some food back to the office but never pays the purchaser back.

Dave: I'm just popping out to KFC.
Sean: Oh, get me a twister combo please mate?
Dave: Here you go.
Dave to 3rd person: Sean's such a foodsponge, I'll never see the money for it.

by Pure Beef August 21, 2018