a ride on lawn tractor mounted on it are two GAU-8 avenger rotatry guns that are built by a washing machine company, firing 7800 armor pericing rounds into whatever is unlucky enough to be in front of you
person 1 what is that
person 2,3,4 its a lawn mower, its a gattling gun,its a fighter mower
motor spining up noises brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
person 2,3,4 its a lawn mower, its a gattling gun,its a fighter mower
motor spining up noises brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
by rma2802 May 26, 2023
Get the fighter mower mug.You and a mate, preferably another bloke “cos you ain’t a bloke till ya had a bloke ;)” boof a pint of Guinness, hold it in and do a few star jumps to shake it up. Then lie down on your back, arseholes facing each other and unleash as if your friend is on fire and the only thing that will put them out is your sodden bubbly bum juice. Squirt true and hard champion. Godspeed
by Not a bloke til ya had a bloke July 3, 2024
Get the Alice Springs Fire Fighter mug.When you and a mate -preferably another bloke, cos you ain’t a bloke til ya had a bloke - get nude, boof a pint of Guinness each, do star jumps to shake it up in ya guts, then lie down, arseholes facing each other then unleash imagining your mate is on fire and the only thing that can put them out is squirting your sodden bubbly arse juice all over them so hard it extinguishes the flames.
It’s ok to drink once evacuated from your mates bowel.
It’s ok to drink once evacuated from your mates bowel.
Bloke 1: Hey Joe, you wanna do a couple of Alice Springs Fire Fighters tonight?
Bloke 2: Yea Tony, let’s get messy. I’m a thirsty boi
Bloke 2: Yea Tony, let’s get messy. I’m a thirsty boi
by Not a bloke til ya had a bloke July 3, 2024
Get the Alice Springs fire fighter mug.A gay sexual act where one male lays down face up the other male sits on his penis and performs anal sex. The male laying down then uses the erect penis of the male on top and pretends he is flying a fighter jet.
When the male on top is about to ejaculate, he screams “I’m going to eject”.
When the male on top is about to ejaculate, he screams “I’m going to eject”.
Daniel: I tried out the Gay Jet Fighter with Zac last night!
Brad: Wow man, how did that go?
Daniel: It was so immersive, it felt like I was in a real COCKpit!
Brad: Wow man, how did that go?
Daniel: It was so immersive, it felt like I was in a real COCKpit!
by Hakken April 5, 2025
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Get the <.7.9.7.6.>iMa Gentle Lover And Fighter For Chreakers<.7.9.7.6.> mug.Someone who stands up for those who can't stand up for themselves, who opposes the seemingly overwhelming darkness in the world
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