fender food

The indefinable gooey mess mess that sometimes appears on the front of your car - usually road kill, kangeroos, dingos, badgers, really really big insects etc but occassionally remenants might contain a tiny gloved hand, dog collar or leg iron..

"Step to the front of the vehicle please, could you explain this fender food please, Sir?"

"Er.. a dog?"

"Wearing a wristwatch?"

"Haha er.. god made me do it!"

by footfarmer September 24, 2005

Fenderburg

The collection of ice and snow that is found hanging in the wheel well of a vehicle after driving on snow covered roads and highways.

The fenderburgs on my car are so big they are rubbing on the tires.

Simi truck operaters drive on the "warning bumps" grooved into the shoulder of the highway to vibrate off their fenderburgs.

by Ace LeRoy May 27, 2009

Fiendess

A female fiend.

Shes a fiendess

by Squeaky_1 February 15, 2010

Fendom

It is the maximum sexual authority of some women some men like and are attracted to it.

Do you like fendom in the sex

by El Doc July 18, 2018

Fend Off

When some fat/big wog pushes you with one hand with his palm facing your chest. This can be mostly seen in AFL and can be used as a defense technique or offensively if you're a lebo

"Bro did you see Ali fend off that skinny ranga?"

Hell yeah bro it was like an impulse grenade in fortnite, that stick went flying."

by K3b4bEater November 30, 2018

crep fiend

British urban slang
Someone who always wears decent shoes, or "fresh creps"
The equivalent of a "sneaker head"

I'm a bit of a crep fiend you dunnkow

by Tommynang December 16, 2016

juul fiend

This man is constantly asking for the Juul. When received, don't expect it to be returned. The man will hold onto your Juul for a constant hour. Expect half the pod to dissapear (Ayush Athikayala)

That boy is a Juul fiend, you're never getting your Juul back fam.

by spinto23 February 22, 2019