by vinny125125 November 05, 2010
Have you seen Luanna since she got married? 6 months of soap operas and junk food, she's becoming a real ass farmer!
by Pickles McDoody October 04, 2010
A term often used to describe someone of little intelligence or someone that's a a poo throwing, screaming, almost human douche.
by josh_farmer November 29, 2010
The act by which a man(usually a farmer) pisses into a womans(usually the farmers wife) mouth until it fills up with piss. Then he shits in her mouth causing the shit to float around in the piss.
Jed had a hard day working on the farm, so when he got home he gave his wife Connie a Farmers Float.
by GangstaCrizzab May 30, 2007
It's no wonder they haven't figured out the problem yet. This farmer john troubleshooting is BULLSHIT!
by Ricky Graham October 17, 2006
by Banana69 January 30, 2009
by Geraldine the Cabbage May 02, 2003