Commonly mistaken as Thursday, "Friday Eve" is much shorter than a regular work day, actually occuring during work hours on Friday. It's not until one's work for the day is done, that Friday truly begins.
by Su Deau Nihm October 24, 2018
Get the Friday Evemug. by Q Wilde September 20, 2005
Get the adam and evemug. by Emmanuel Wigglesworth April 7, 2007
Get the eve enslermug. by Bob Diesel May 24, 2006
Get the eve's nightmaremug. Christmas Eve each year a fat man dressed in red (possibly to hide the blood) rides around on a "magical flying sleigh" led by drunk reindeers with names like Prancer (Yes:teh ghey),breaks into your home,steals your cookies and leaves crappy gifts that last till Boxing Day.
This criminal is thought to be armed and dangerous and has many doubles around the world that molest children that sit on their laps in malls.
He also has an army of evil munchkins who make crappy toys and kick people in their shins. They have also be known to partake in orgies.
If you approach him,he'll most likely yell "ho,ho,ho!" and shoot you with his laser gun.
Be afraid children,be very afraid.
This criminal is thought to be armed and dangerous and has many doubles around the world that molest children that sit on their laps in malls.
He also has an army of evil munchkins who make crappy toys and kick people in their shins. They have also be known to partake in orgies.
If you approach him,he'll most likely yell "ho,ho,ho!" and shoot you with his laser gun.
Be afraid children,be very afraid.
Despite his name being chillingly close to Satan,Santa claims he is commiting all these henious on Christmas Eve crimes in the name of Jesus.
So we must conclude that not only is Santa evil,but so is Jesus. Amen.
So we must conclude that not only is Santa evil,but so is Jesus. Amen.
by bandanasarerad October 30, 2006
Get the christmas evemug. "Of the five chicks that play EVE Online, 3 of them are in SW:G now, buying cute pink curtains for their homes"
by Naglfar August 19, 2007
Get the Eve Onlinemug. Two very stupid idiots who were put on this Earth by 'God'.
Now 'God' decided to make everything around Adam & Eve, as we see it today, a drug, for example, Weed and Acid (Comes from a plant).
Weed is not a drug back then, and shouldn't be now.
Adam and Eve found a very good way of smoking this and making LSD into 'Tabs', or they were tripping off Shrooms, which would explain the two seeing a 'talking' snake.
They were trippin fo'!
Now 'God' decided to make everything around Adam & Eve, as we see it today, a drug, for example, Weed and Acid (Comes from a plant).
Weed is not a drug back then, and shouldn't be now.
Adam and Eve found a very good way of smoking this and making LSD into 'Tabs', or they were tripping off Shrooms, which would explain the two seeing a 'talking' snake.
They were trippin fo'!
Adam: DuuuuUde, look at that talking 'snake'!
Eve: HOLY FUCKING JESUS MARY CHRIST (who hasn't been born yet) FUCK!
Snake: Take these shrooms, smoke this weed and trip off this Acid DOG! boolash mother fucker, BOOLASH, gu-gur!
Adam & Eve: This is some goooood shit! =D
Eve: HOLY FUCKING JESUS MARY CHRIST (who hasn't been born yet) FUCK!
Snake: Take these shrooms, smoke this weed and trip off this Acid DOG! boolash mother fucker, BOOLASH, gu-gur!
Adam & Eve: This is some goooood shit! =D
by Russell Parker November 15, 2006
Get the Adam & Evemug.