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Human Elevator

Naked man standing up, props a male midget on his shoulders with both of the midget’s legs hanging on one side of standing mans neck. Standing man then has girl straddle him and he holds her up. He penetrates her arse and at the same time she starts to suck off the midget. Once the midget cums in the girls mouth she spits the cum over the mans face and the midget shits down the mans back, at the same time.
Man, I had shit going down one side of me and cum down the other. I was like a human elevator!!
by Dirty Long River June 27, 2012
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Secret Elevator

The Bradford college Secret Elevator that only a certain amount of people know about
by gingerKing January 8, 2015
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The Elevator Paradox

So this is a way to confuse everyone around you in an elevator when you walk in.
When you walk in an elevator, you do not turn around to face the door and continute to stare at the back of the Elevator.
To achieve maximum confusion, you walk out facing the same way untill the people in the elevator can no longer see you.
Me: *walks into an elevator, doesn't turn to look at the door*
Guy 1: Whats he doing, why is it making me unnerved.
Guy 2: Careful! He's creating The Elevator Paradox, just let him be and he'll go away... uncomfortably..
by EU Terrorist November 5, 2019
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tango elevator

When a woman’s pubic hair is ginger, she has a Tango Elevator
In high school I wanted to be Ginger Spice so bad, I dyed my pubes orange so I could have a Tango Elevator
by B00B00 The F00L January 9, 2020
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Sex elevator

A lift which you can stop wit a switch to fuck in.
Look that lift has a stop switch, you can have sex in it it is the perfect sex elevator
by Justin443 January 1, 2022
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Dick Elevator

The term for ensuring ur mates dick is perfectly bush sculpted by God himself don't let ur bro down now
Chad: Hey dude what u up to today bro
Dillon: Not much just being Brodies dick elevator, u?
by Imala Snow January 7, 2022
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mexican elevator

A finger going up the ass is known as a Mexican elevator
My husband likes to give me a Mexican elevator when he’s feeling frisky
by FreddyM July 11, 2022
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