Ass Elf

A pale, bipedal mammal. Often morbidly obese. Often named Chris and thrive in any habitat that’s within close proximity to a large group of small children.

Man, Chris is always drinking Chinese aloe water. He is such an ass elf.

by Leroy Blumpkin December 9, 2021

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elf from fortnite not mario

has committed multiple war crimes

ELF FROM FORTNITE NOT MARIO

by CHILDFUCKER84 August 3, 2021

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elf freckle

The freckle on an elf's face.

Hey, did you see that elf freckle yesterday, when we went to that North Pole exhibit?

by One Hell Of A Butler July 16, 2017

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Also Elfing.

A predatory sexual tactic used to seduce women by acting like a Christmas loving simpleton.

Generally targets urban professional women returning home for the holidays who are unsatisfied by their career and/or rebounding from a difficult break up.

Characterized by an initial display of childlike intelligence coupled with an inexplicable aptitude for Christmas related activities, followed by the revelation of a tight physique, acts of service for her parents, niece/nephews, the community, or in some cases her own child if Dad is out of the picture. Ultimately culminates in copulation.

Bro, I totally elfed her…she’s a lawyer in Manhattan but was in town for the holidays. I made cookies with her niece, then I popped my shirt off while fixing her parents busted radiator, we went to pick out a Christmas tree, then we had sex!

by Donlentile March 13, 2025

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