Guy: Dude, my phone, iPad, ipod, and kindle all died in the last week.
Guy 2: It's electrocalypse, you're doomed!
Guy 2: It's electrocalypse, you're doomed!
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Get the Election day mug.This is a card created from the lowest depths of hell. This card can bring depression and suicidal thoughts on the happiest of people. When you play an inferno dragon and your opponent plays electro wizard, close the game before his large scale fucking autism spreads to you.
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An electron has no definite size and a mass of approximately 10^-34 Kg. Approximately 0.0000000000000000000000000000000006 Kg.
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An electron has no definite size and a mass of approximately 10^-34 Kg. Approximately 0.0000000000000000000000000000000006 Kg.
You see where I'm going with this ...
Jimmy's winkie was so small that Felicity described him as an electron cock.
"Let's go poke fun at the physicists for all having electron cocks!"
"Let's go poke fun at the physicists for all having electron cocks!"
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Get the electronic mushroom stamp mug.A song by Scissor Sisters, (the greatest modern disco-rockers ever!), which talks about peer-pressure induced homophobia, and promotes the whole "gay workout" routine. It is one of the Scissor Sisters' older songs, though a fan-favourite. It is not found on the band's self-titled debut album, although it can be found on the unofficial Scissor Sisters 'Remixed!' album. (You can also download it on P2P file-sharing programs such as KaZaA)
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