Earth

Big blue planet in the Milky Way. "Humans" live on this planet, and their behavior is contradictive to itself. Humans scream about cutting down rainforest, something which supplies Oxygen to the planet and keeps a protective barrier called the O-Zone alive around the earth, but inhale smoke from a burning tobbacco plant into their lungs, which also destroys the O-zone. Many of their seperated religious beliefs state that "Murder" is forbidden, but they kill millions of "Non-Believers" everyday. They are rude to one another for no reason. They hate law and authority, expecially while again endangering their lives and everyone around them lives while driving vehicles to fast, but beggs for law enforment when someone steals from them.
They also imagine that they are the rulers of all imagination and space. Aliens, which is a debated topic on the planet, is something they think they can handle, when they can't even obey or respect laws sat down by man themself.
"Humans" are a strang breed of creatures, and that's why all other lifeforms in the galaxy hide their exsistance from them.

"Stay away from earth Kremlar. Those 'Humans' are crazy."
"You're probably right Trylak."

by Trevor Anderson January 21, 2005

turkish earthquake

The act of recieving felatio (blowjob) at the top of the stairs. Once you have shot your "goo", push your partner down the stairs.

Last night, after I shot, I gave her a turkish earthquake

by Rob Parkinson March 10, 2007

Earth Day

An excuse to turn off the electricity of an item when it is most needed

Max : Dude, I don't feel like going out, I got a ton of work to do.

(Goes back to working on website)
Jorge : Alright man, no worries.
(On the way out, walks over to Electrical box)
Jorge : (nonchalant tone of voice) I forgot to tell you, it's Earth Day.
(Flips switch for Max's room)
Max : Are you fucking kidding me???

by AnAngryRoomate May 14, 2011

Earth and Beyond

Also known as EnB, E&B, EB.. Earth and Beyond used to be a Space MMORPG made by Westwood Studios, but EA took control of the project after by buying Westwood. The game was on for 2years and then EA decided to close it, giving players/customers no chance to play the game again (there are various emu projects going on though).

"Come on Frank, lets go play EnB. I have to level my Progen Sentinel"
"I can't now, I'm working on secret nightclub song for Earth and Beyond!"
(refering to frank klepacki, a good composer)

by tuze August 13, 2006

Earth

That little blue planet that you can just barely see on a map of the universe.

Alien 1: Hey, what's that little blue planet?
Alien 2: Hm, I don't see it on the map. Must not be important. Let's go invade Venus instead!

Earth

by YouTube December 24, 2008

Earth Rocker

A word which is used to describe the mourning of someone

My best friend Ryan Dunn died in a car accident four years ago. He's dead and gone. Icelands his favourite place. I'm gunna build him a skatepark.

You don't have to be a musician to be an earth rocker.

by xX_W4st3D & W0und1d_Xx August 8, 2017

doo doo earthquake

farting and pooping at the same time in a toilet

He took such a doo doo earthquake that he woke the neighbors up.

by Pumkin April 22, 2006