A phrase coined by folk-hop rapper Why? (Yoni Wolf).
Dumb Hummer refers to a person who unquestioningly supports and glorifies the military to such an extent that they adopt military customs into civilian life.
Someone who drives a Hummer and wears military-issue clothing such as camoflauge and dogtags, but has never been in the armed-services.
These people often spit pro-military rhetoric in a knee-jerk way, without fully thinking through the situation. When questioned about military policy, they will often act as if being attacked and assume a defensive position, never considering the validity of any opinion that differs from their own.
"If you've ever sipped Guinness through a cigarette filter,
or unwittingly tailored your style
after the war-footing of your nation's leaders,
or wore fatigues in a civilian's way,
or fit a Hum-V
through the narrower streets,
downtown seeking parking on a Friday night,
getting lodged in a metal way,
then that's you."
~Why? "Dumb Hummer"
Dumb Hummer refers to a person who unquestioningly supports and glorifies the military to such an extent that they adopt military customs into civilian life.
Someone who drives a Hummer and wears military-issue clothing such as camoflauge and dogtags, but has never been in the armed-services.
These people often spit pro-military rhetoric in a knee-jerk way, without fully thinking through the situation. When questioned about military policy, they will often act as if being attacked and assume a defensive position, never considering the validity of any opinion that differs from their own.
"If you've ever sipped Guinness through a cigarette filter,
or unwittingly tailored your style
after the war-footing of your nation's leaders,
or wore fatigues in a civilian's way,
or fit a Hum-V
through the narrower streets,
downtown seeking parking on a Friday night,
getting lodged in a metal way,
then that's you."
~Why? "Dumb Hummer"
by fakefakeflowers May 4, 2009
Get the Dumb Hummermug. Girls (a popular name for them is Caroline) who think they always know what is right but never are and probably need a couple dozen years of intense therapy to get though childhood father trauma.
Damn that girl just crashed her car but she says it’s fine since “she’s a libra.” What a dumb bitch.
by YannyLuarel December 19, 2021
Get the Dumb bitchmug. The dumbest of all the dumbs possible. Dumb as a stump, or a bump on a log. Often used in reference to rednecks.
by mangus May 25, 2004
Get the stump dumbmug. by yankee69420 September 28, 2020
Get the dumb personmug. You are being a dumb-wit
by It’s ur bestie November 6, 2019
Get the Dumb-witmug. by Dicktionair-e September 26, 2022
Get the plum dumbmug. by SexkittenonLSD September 24, 2017
Get the dumb yahtmug.