Drafted

The word used to describe messages that you save in your phone as a note to yourself on a drunken night out.

*Bob falls on his bum during night out*

*Billy makes note in his phone: 'Bob fell'*

*Billy wakes up next morning and reads message. Texts Bob: You tool you fell last night. I completed forgot about it but luckily it was drafted.

by Colm.. April 14, 2009

paw draw

This is the act of farting into your hand and taking a smell!

I wanted to know how bad my farts were howfing, so I gave myself a paw draw!

by Rectum Sook August 29, 2013

Weapons Drawn

Pipstar’s favourite game, he forces us to play this game to show how good he is.

Weapons Drawn is the best game.

by PatrickMat February 21, 2022

draft dodger

something I would most likely be were the draft reinstated--not because I don't care about my country, but because I would make terrible soldier and would do much better on the home front.

I care about my country, and even though I play football and run track and am in shape, I would be terrible on the battlefield. Thus, I would dodge the draft unless it were a truly serious war (I.E. WWII-caliber).

by Ryan May 12, 2004

drawler

1. a person who is being sarcastic after a while during a conversation

2. a person who needs attention after making jokes

1. lol wat abot u!!!
fuk you pnkass beeatch

2. and then it fell down!! lol

everyone: ... oh... and insert another subject here

drawler

by Meikolusmus October 19, 2008

Drafahl

Usualy meaning three posts in German. Drafahl is commonly known as someone who can't go a day without a good laugh. Making jokes are acting stupid is the specialty of a Drafahl. If you have no humor it is less likely this person would socialize with you.

Person 1: Did she do what I think she did?!?
Person 2: Yeah she's such a Drafahl!

by LaRayeLynn June 20, 2009

drawer lock

Pulling out the bathroom vanity drawer when the bathroom door is closed so that the door just hits the drawer instead of opening should someone try.

"I tried to sneak into the bathroom while Kelly was taking a shower but the door would only open a crack and no more! She drawer locked it!"

by slagulor December 2, 2011