dough pig

A overweight construction worker who hits fiber optics while digging a trench with a John Deere 135 excavator.

Hey, you "dough pig" why did you just hit that fiber?

by cring the bitch October 31, 2019

Cookie dough

A type of food that people eat. (If they are weird)

This cookie dough looks great to eat!

by torli November 4, 2021

Yanking Dough

When you have masturbated so many times that your sick is completely soft but you keep going.

Person1: “bro I was jacking off so much last night I ended up just yanking dough.”

by Sassy Hitler July 22, 2021

dough

dough means making money

person 1: let's hang out later

person 2: sorry man, im making dough

by doughmaker July 28, 2021

dough-nover

A dough-nover is a doughnut hangover from consuming one too many donuts.

Oh man, I've got an morning dough-nover.

by Sylvia Trench July 7, 2012

punching the dough

The act of having sex with a woman with a yeast infection.

"I was punching the dough with Tayla last night, if you know what I mean."

by katalyst1234256 August 26, 2013

Miami Fried Dough

First you have to have one volunteer to be jizzed on. Either male or female will work. They must strip down to nothing while 70 men wank off and jizz all over the volunteer. Be careful though. All 70 of the men must jizz at the same time so jizz is still liquidy. Once the volunteer is jizzed on, roll them in flour and rub olive oil or canola oil onto the volunteer. Once you are done oiling the volunteer, throw them out onto the beaches of Miami to fry in the sun. That is how you make a Miami fried dough.

A: Dude, Jimmy volunteered for a Miami fried dough and he didn't know what it was.

B: No way dude!

A: He crisped up good

by DingleHopper August 30, 2013